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Wednesday, October 6, 2004

This is the effects of a low no lifer...(Misfit shut up!)
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the dog and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the dog in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The dog will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the dog is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-washג€
and ג€œrinseג€.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The dog will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the dog will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Cat

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