Monday, February 5, 2007

Hallo
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. 2D got me ill so I haven't been on as much. I feel horrible! My medicine doesn't even help me. Oh well, I'll feel better sooner or later. I wasn't on yesturday because my monkey,Mike, locked us in the closet! Sorry for the inconvience. I will try to be on everyday now.

-Noodle
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I am so sorry for 2D. He lost his grandfather and we all witnessed his passing. I will pray for you 2D,your family and your grandfather. Again,I am so very sorry about all of this. I really think you did the right thing though, so stop regreting it. He was suffering and I know you didn't want to see him in so much pain. I am so sorry.

-Noodle
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Monday, January 29, 2007

Hallo
Um,sorry I wasn't on yesturday,I was in Sussex with the boys. We went to go visit some old friends of ours. Well,Jaime drew this for me yesturday and I decided to add the lyrics to one of our older songs called 'Faust'. I also signed my name on there.



-Noodle

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Hallo
The boys and I may not be on today....well,I wrote another poem. I don't know why I keep writing sad ones,enjoy though.

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive...


Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic


Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair


She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound


Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore


A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?


But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die


She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "


Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did


Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by


Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made


She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"


The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying


Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse


One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor


It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

-Noodle

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hallo
I wrote this for a friend of mine who is pregnant. She wants to have an abortion,I don't want her to but it is her decision.Tell me if you like it.


Month one

Mommy
I am only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.


Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.


Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.


Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?



Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!


Month Seven:


Mommy
I am okay.
I'm here in heaven and God
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?


Every Abortion Is Just . . .


One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

-Noodle
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Friday, January 26, 2007

Hallo.
I thought I would post some pictures of myself because I don't know what to say.















-Noodle
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Thursday, January 25, 2007

...I'm scared
I am very horrified right now. Murdoc keeps looking at me very strange and to top it all off, he said I was very pretty! I have been with Russel all day because I am afraid to be around Murdoc right now. He is not even drunk! I am definently going to lock my bedroom door tonight!

-Noodle
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Hallo!


This is our video 'Feel Good Inc.' except with commentary from 2D,Murdoc,Russel and I.If you would like to know what our voices sound like,then watch please.

-Noodle
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Monday, January 22, 2007

Hallo
Here is an interview I had with Jonathan Ross two days ago.


1.Hey Noodle. How are you?

Noodle: I'm exhausted but well. I've been in guitar training all day with Ted Nugent.

2.So, where are you?

Noodle: Essex. At our base, Kong Studios.

3.Can I ask, who are you? Only Gorillaz are notorious for getting their press officers to write interviews for them - can I be sure that this really is Noodle?

Noodle: No-one other than Gorillaz do our interviews. But if you want to see if I'm real, just give me a squeeze.

4.Please tell me a Gorillaz secret.

Noodle: All the real gossip is in my new book Noodle: My Life Behind The Screen Is that what you want? There are no secrets in Gorillaz. But I'll tell you something... unknown. Despite our blanket success, we are actually far better than you think.

5.What is the most exciting thing to happen to you recently?

Noodle: A couple of VMAs last week, Number One with the single this week, Number One in the US rock charts, er... flying back from shooting footage for a new video yesterday.

6.We enjoyed your interview with foriegn fans on virtual hotel website www.HabboHotel.co.uk [sic]particularly their repeated questions about whether you were Chinese or spoke Dutch. Is that the kind of thing you hoped life in a sort of made-up rock'n'roll band would be about?

Noodle: Many of these kids, for whom English is not their first language, have difficulty in formulating questions. Therefore some of the questions were confused. I cannot see how they could think I was Dutch. Also I think the customary notion of rock'n'roll is outdated.

7.We met your collaborator Ike Turner once [Turner contributes keyboards to the album] and we couldn't help thinking, "OK, he is cool, but did he really have to beat the shit out of his wife like that?" Did a similar thought ever occur to you?

Noodle: I never met Ike. Russel did. I haven't a clue as to the reality of Ike and Tina Turner's relationship adn wouldn't draw any opinions from a Hollywood dramatisation like What's Love Got To Do With It. I know him more through the music I've been playing and the piano parts he sent us. And I would say that when it comes to music, this is an industry that has always drawn people whose personal lives have maybe been a little suspect.

8.Good point. You've just had your first Number One - how did you celebrate?

Noodle: I went to see The Devil's Rejects, but they wouldn't let me in because of my age.

9.If you weren't in the mood to party, could you just rub your mopey mouth out and draw on a smiley one and get on with it?

Noodle: I always know exactly how to party. But nice question.

10.What insights into the human mind did working with Shaun Ryder give you?

Noodle: Shaun is a cautionary tale. But only in so much that you should accept the results of your actions. He's a genuinely warm, funny and friendly person to be around and certainly doesn't seem to be regretful of his position. Although I think he thought we might just be some of his other hallucinations.

11.Did he scare you at any point?

Noodle: Yes, he jumped out at me from behind a door.

12.Ok, your character is a 10-or-something-year-old Japanese girl who plays guitar. Right?

Noodle: I'm now 15, but do go on.

13.So, where were you born?

Noodle: In Osaka, Japan.

14.Shouldn't you be in school?

Noodle: Yes. I cannot lie. I should be in school. But Godzilla smashed by school to smithereens on one of his mad, alcohol-fuelled rampages.

15.Isn't it dull hanging out with these old blokes talkign about dub and early-90s hip-hop?

Noodle: I don't see any significance in the date when a piece of music is released. I'm only interested in whether it moves me or not.

16.You're Japanese, called Noodle and you're into martial arts. Do you, perhaps, have a French friend called Fromage who likes eating snails?

Noodle: I feel you're showing a lot of your own generalisations there. Martial arts are not restricted to Japan and are not the defining characteristic of my personality. The fact that I play guitar, write songs, live in England and tour the world in the most successful and diverse band, musically, creatively and culturally, to come out of England since music began are far more profound parts of my character.

17.When and how do you become the kooky little girl and when do you go back to being the stubby bloke who drinks pints and farts in the bath?

Noodle: I could say it works along the same lines as Freaky Friday, but the reality is more mundane.

18.Have you ever thought, "Fuck me, I wish we hadn't bothered with all this ooh-let's-hide-our-true-identities-behind-cartoon-characters caper"?

Noodle: I think there comes a time in every band member's life when they regret the identifiable traits that made them famous in the first place. I'm sure Ozzy Osbourne is tired of answering questions about eating bats. But it beats writing about rock bands in a newspaper and having to pretend to yourself that you're still genuinely interested. In life we each and every one of us must accept our own history, however we feel it restricts us.

19.Now, there's a good amount of fairly pricey Gorillaz merchandise about: was the bulging wallet of the saddle-sniffing fan-boy obsessive a spur in forming a cartoon band with a Japanese chick in it in the first place?

Noodle: Gorillaz have never released anything musically, visually or in any other medium that has been anything less than superlative.

20.What's Gorillaz' message to the world?

Noodle: I like Funkadelic's line "Free your mind and your ass will follow". You should listen to it. It may take the bug out of your ass. I may be a Gorilla but you've really gone out of your way to rattle my cage today.

21.It's all done with a deep love!

Noodle: Right. Off the top of my head, time is fleeting, there is no such thing as the future and you can create whatever you want. Don't be limited by other people's notiong of the right and wrong way to do things. They're psychic vampires and they're out to slow you down.

22.Thank you Noodle, it's been great fun! And your band's great!

Noodle: You should smile when you say that. Or are you afraid that your face will crack?

-Noodle

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Hallo!
Alot of people have been asking me to show them a real photo of myself. I am sorry but I can't! Jaime and Damon don't want me revealing my true identity. I would if I could but I can't. I will tell you this, I look exactly like my character. Exactly! The only difference is that I have black hair and my character has purplish hair. Other than that, that is what I look like.

-Noodle
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