Sunday, December 10, 2006

The story of my past.
Alot of people have been wanting to know it,so,I am posting it.

The reason why Mr.Kyuzo(my mentor) took us(the 23 children I was with)was because we were going to be trained as as part of a elite crack team for the Japanese government at a sercret military compound!.We have been placed in Kyuzo's custody from birth and raised under his strict guidance.It was Mr.Kyuzo's duty to train us in every martial art,including sonic-warfare.He taught us all languages,including sign and lip-reading.He also gave every child a special individual skill of their own.I was taught as a musician,my specialized instrument was guitar,but I became completely fluent in all instruments.But our real training was as a junior fighting militia and a convert attack weapon.The destruction that we could cause when activated was devistating.Godzilla destroyed Tokyo maybe 100 times,but this was nothing compared to what we could do when ativated.Like a miniature atom bomb!It was ingenious!Who would suspect it from such innocent faces?There was a secret password to activate us at the appropriate time,and also passwords to wipe our minds incase we were ever to be caught by the enemy."Ocean Bacon" was the password that was used to re-install all of our memories.Before we were ever used in a real battle situation,we were deemed too dangerous,too violant!The tests were abandoned and Mr.Kyuzo was ordered to cease all operations immediately!He then discovered an envoy had been dispatched by the Government to 'de-commission' all of the kids.This,he was informed,would mean destroying all the evidence of our existance...including us ourselves!Mr.Kyuzo said that I was such a magnificent guitar player I should seek my livelihood as a musician.He sent me via FedEx to the original Gorillaz audition.He wiped my memory of everything other than my music skills and then sent me packing!This is how I came to be in Gorillaz.I recently traveled back to Osaka to meet up with Mr.Kyuzo.In my returning,he revived my memory.

-Noodle

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