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Friday, October 27, 2006


   Tralalala
Lol it's a non uniform day today, and guess who's wearing practically all black...yup, I am. I haven't felt this out of place since I dressed up as a geisha for Tommy Lee's birthday party.

Well anyway.

Okay, so I'm sitting here typing away and as I do I'm wondering exactly what I want to do with my life. I really want to be a translater, working away for some publishing house translating new novels. I think I'd be quite good at it: I'm good at English, so I'd be familiar with how important it is to keep the literary concept of whatever it is I'm working on. And I wouldn't even consider translating unless I saw myself as being good at French...so it works, right???

I'm going to write a play about vampires. THANKS FOR THE IDEA! It's going to have to avoid clichés...as I saw this movie the other night which totally made a mockery of itself because it followed the whole cliché thing. James Woods was in it, case closed. With a voice like that, the man cannot be taken seriously. It's sort of similar to Billy Crystal's. I'm not normally shallow, but this was three o'clock in the morning and I was depressed, so it made me laugh.
That there Dracula parody movie, you know with Leslie Nielson, is hilarious. Can anyone tell me title of it??

YOUNG DRACULA IS SO RUBBISH IT'S GOOD! Vlad is Count Dracula's son, and he is just like a normal little kid. Vlad's sister, Ingrid, the the exact opposite. SHe's you wannabe troublemaker. Yawn, I hear you. Well in one episode Vlad "accidentally" hypnotises (no I don't know how this is acheived "accidentally" either) his father, dear old Dracula, and tells him that he is a normal father. NOw this guy that plays Dracula LOOKS incredible, but he can't act for toffee. So anyway. He's thinking he's normal.
Now there is a character called something-or-other-Van Helsing - haha - and his son. They are slayers (couldn't you guess) and they are coming up to the door of the castle Dracula. Now Dracula is just telling his kids how much he loves them (NUWAHAHAHAHAHA, and I'm wetting myself with laughter).
Van Helsing's all like, "Now look, son, you can't be too careful when the prince of darkness is on the loose."
When up saunters Dracula is a yellow suit with a big smile on his face.

THAT is Young Dracula.

It's alright for little ones, but I can't help laughing at it.

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