Member Since • 2007-03-23 Occupation • novelist Real Name • shigure sohma
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Achievements • I saw Aya in a bathing suit once... Anime Fan Since • I was born Favorite Anime • Bleach , Fruits Basket, Naruto Goals • to have all my fans bake me a cup cake!!!! Hobbies • writing, drawing, and being perverted Talents • writing, drawing, and being perverted
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My Most Regal Audience,
I don't know if you know this, but I write for a washed up magazine you probably have never heard of. To expand your knowledge of myself I give you this next section.
One dark, stormy night, in one frightining, slightly molding castle, a vampire slowly leavs his coffin in an almost trance like way, moaning. Slouching in to his kitchen, he met an unpleasent surprise. There stood his girlfriend, standing next to the light switch. She turned on the light, revealing her floresent bald head ( polished daily ) and her 5 billion neon nose, belly, and tounge rings witch took any remaining atractiveness away.
" Oh, look what ya did! " howled the vampire " I just woke up, I can't see a thing!"
" you promised to take me to the bar to night, Mufasa! " yelled his girlfrend. " your not revealing enough to go!"
Mufasa looked at her dumbstruck untill finaly uttering the words,
" I am in my underwhere you mindless woman! Sure i'll take you to some dumb bunny bar, but i will get dressed in whatever I feal like lady!"
The bald woman started to skip around singing a made up song that went something like this:
" we're going to a bar,
we're heading to the car'
we're driving in the car,
we're driving in the car,"
And the last verse was repeated until she asked her beloved Mufasa,
"how did we get we get in the car anyway?"
" how any other person would. You were just spazzing out when we got in"
" Oh thats right, *giggle* MUFASA WHAT ARE YOU WERARING!?!"
Mufasa , surrprised by the sudden out burst, swirrved in to an near by tree and looked at bald girl and yelled,
" I told you I would where what ever I felt like! Besides, this stuwardess dress matches my eye liner!"
" I know, I just thought it looked very reveiling."
" Is that all you think about?"
" no...I mean, yes."
" well since the car broke down, lets get some beer from the trunk. I hoard them there for emegencies."
And so they got drunk. A little while latter Mufasa belived he could fly and plumeted to his death while trying to fly off a near by cliff. Bald girl stagered away and soon fell in love with near by wherewolf witch ate here.
Dear freiends, I have reacently heard of a new crazy fad for Vampire Romances. To insure that this book will be bought with a sky rocketing buy price, I will now add my Vampire storie to the romance section.
note from the aurthor:
Admires,
Now! Time for the long awaited Romance section! Lets not waist time now! Here we go!
love,
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bloopers : comody
"Kureno long time no see!"
"I wouldn't have expected you to be in these woods Aya... Why are you alone in the woods anyways?"
"Why, I am not alone! I had my adoring fans accompanying my to the skinny-dipping lake until fate seperated us."
"Your lost?"
"That's too blunt Kureno! You have to be more PRECISE with you words! Have some variety!"
"Are you sure that your "fans" didn't lie to you? I mean that would be funny."
"Of course not! Ritse would never! Despite that, the child inocense of Momichi would not decieve me."
"You're disgusting Aya. Bathing with Momichi."
"Oh, look! We're here!"
"Hi Aya, I am afraid that Ritsu was so ashamed of failing to guide you to the lake, he killed himself."
"Is that him floating in the lake?"
"Why yes Kureno!"
"Well, now that we have a clear idea that Ritsu IS a male, we shall give him the honor of letting his corpse drift away, while we relax in a rather revealing manner."
"That would be less work..."
"Hurry for laziness!"
"That's hurray Momichi. Man you are an idiot! Comments (2) |
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