Saturday, March 24, 2007

story 2: Horror
Story 2: The Doll From Hell

Once upon a midnight's eve,
I recieved,
A doll repeating,
"Feed me Please"

I sat it upon a stool so small,
Afraid it would fall,
I snuggled in my bed so tight,
And turned out the light

Waking up at 3,
I looked beside me,
And there it was yelling,
"Feed me Please"

Taking out his batteries,
He really bugged me,
But it continued saying repeatedly,
"Feed me Please!"

Thinking fast I threw him out the window,
I have a great throw,
And where it hit a near by crow,
then spontaneously combusted
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   Storie 1: Horror
Story 1: Rain of Terror

It was raining that day. Jack held the umbrella over our heads while the water fell in tears. The rain always had that effect on me. Usually the rain made me cry with it, but not today, ever since that day I never felt that way for the rain.
Suddenly a car pulled up, and a balding man with a blue mustache tipped the cab driver before driving into the man walked up to Jak then said, "May I share the umbrella?"
Jack Pushed me into a nearby puddle, my long neat hair swimming in wet strands. "Why, Jack"
"Because I am gay. At first I went out with you for your mom, but in time I changed."
I watched horrified as they made jokes and pointed fingers at me untill minutes later, "Whoa you're what?!?"
Blue Mustache Man quickly swiped Jacks umbrella and his purse, running into the heart of the blackened clouds.
"He took my purse! All my porn tapes were in there! What a freak!" yelled Jack.

Children, the moral to this story is:
Don't date men with purses
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note from author:
Dear admiring readers,
Yes, the great Shigure Sohma, will feed your never ending hunger for the hit series Fruits Basket (starring me). You know how it takes forever for the next book to come out, and after that it seems to be even a longer wait for the next book. Now, one of the problems I have enountered is that the readers seem to lose interest during the wait. When I first heard this, I was in deep, speachless shak, but when I started to recieve fewer fan mail, I jumped out of my office chair, and decided to fix the predicament. To start, I would like to say, WE HAVE NOT DIED, AND WE HAVE NOT DISSAPERED! So don't forget, we need your support to produce the next book. So don't forget us, or your long, gruelling wait will be in vain. Second, I would like to introduce the new Novel from Shirgure! This is where I talk and take excerpts from the manga, (and ones I have yet to publish) for you the reader to read while the next Furuba (don't you just love the nickname?) is being written. Now, let us begin.
~XOX
Shigure Sohma
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   yo
hello adoring admirers!!!!!!!

good to be an online novelist is is it not?!!!!


love you guys!
shigure
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