Saturday, March 31, 2007

romance
( This is a new title)

twIlIght

One dark, stormy night, in one frightining, slightly molding castle, a vampire slowly leavs his coffin in an almost trance like way, moaning. Slouching in to his kitchen, he met an unpleasent surprise. There stood his girlfriend, standing next to the light switch. She turned on the light, revealing her floresent bald head ( polished daily ) and her 5 billion neon nose, belly, and tounge rings witch took any remaining atractiveness away.

" Oh, look what ya did! " howled the vampire " I just woke up, I can't see a thing!"


" you promised to take me to the bar to night, Mufasa! " yelled his girlfrend. " your not revealing enough to go!"


Mufasa looked at her dumbstruck untill finaly uttering the words,
" I am in my underwhere you mindless woman! Sure i'll take you to some dumb bunny bar, but i will get dressed in whatever I feal like lady!"

The bald woman started to skip around singing a made up song that went something like this:

" we're going to a bar,
we're heading to the car'
we're driving in the car,
we're driving in the car,"

And the last verse was repeated until she asked her beloved Mufasa,

"how did we get we get in the car anyway?"

" how any other person would. You were just spazzing out when we got in"

" Oh thats right, *giggle* MUFASA WHAT ARE YOU WERARING!?!"

Mufasa , surrprised by the sudden out burst, swirrved in to an near by tree and looked at bald girl and yelled,

" I told you I would where what ever I felt like! Besides, this stuwardess dress matches my eye liner!"

" I know, I just thought it looked very reveiling."

" Is that all you think about?"

" no...I mean, yes."

" well since the car broke down, lets get some beer from the trunk. I hoard them there for emegencies."


And so they got drunk. A little while latter Mufasa belived he could fly and plumeted to his death while trying to fly off a near by cliff. Bald girl stagered away and soon fell in love with near by wherewolf witch ate here.


This is romantic because...

because....
it had a vampire in it?...
:sweat:
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