Monday, December 19, 2005

   My Dad
For all of you who don't know, I DESPISE MY DAD!

A week ago, he went to the hospital, coughing up blood (MUHAHAHAHAHA), and they didn't know what was wrong with him until a few days ago. He had phemoneua. They thought he might die because his heart stopped. Unfortunatley he didn't. He got put into quarintene because they thought he had some weird air born desise.

The funny, yet tragic, thing in this story is that if he would have waited anylonger to go to the hospital, he would have died. I found that funny. Unfortunatley I got grounded for my point of view, and really shoulden't be updating.

Anyway. That is the resent dad rant.
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Sunday, July 3, 2005

   OBORO AND THE RUBBER DUCKIE DEMONS!!!!!
Oboro: *sitting in corner counting cards* ...1...17...4...*really loud* 6!!!...*softly again*...3...9... 24..........2.......
Haku: *Looks back eye brows twitching, dripping wet* WHERE THE HELL DID U COME FROM!!!!!!! YAMI I NEED U FOR PEST CONTROL!!!!!
Oboro: *twisted grin*...*twitch*... I like potatoes... They smell like flowers...*suddenly jumps up, runs to Haku and tackles him* ^^ YEEEEHHHHAAAAA!!!!! RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!!!
Nozomo: GET UP U FUCKIN HORE!!!!! THAT IS MY FIANCE!!!!!!
Oboro: *GASP*... YOU CUSSED!!! *gets off, runs to Nozomo and tackles her* YOU BAD, BAD PERSON!!! NO CUSSING!!!.... Poo head...
Haku: GET OFF HER!!!!!! Wait..... no..... YES!!!!!! LESBIAN ACTION!!!!!
Nozomo: I AM NOT LESBIAN!! I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!
Haku: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!! THAT IS A NICE BACHELORE PRESENT!!!!!!
Oboro: *goes off into some random dark corner sharpening a knife*...*twitch*... He called me... a...*sniffle*...a... LESBIAN!!!...*twitch*... LONG LIVE RUBBER DUCKIES!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*twisted grin* @.X
Nozomo: YAMI!!!! GET UR ASS OUT HERE AND TAKE CARE OF THE HOMELESS SCUM!!!!
*no answer*
Haku: YAMI THERE IS ANOTHER ASSASSIN IN THE HOUSE!!! SHE HAS COME TO TAKE UR DOJO AWAY!
*still no answer*
Oboro: *suddenly in a different corner* Lollypop! Lollypop! Oh, lolly lollypop!!! ^^ *stabs own eye* o.x
Hiei: I've seen some strange people and some really dumb demons, but this bitch gets the top of the charts.
Oboro: *GASP* ANOTHER CUSSER!!! O.X *tackles Hiei* HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hiei: GET OFF ME!!!!!!!! *elbows Oboro in the gut*
Oboro: GAH!!! *falls off and lies on the ground... motionless* x.x
Nozomo: Thank you. I thought she would never shut up.
Haku: *Looks over at Oboro* DAMN IT!!!!
Oboro: *suddenly jumps up and has guitar and mic* She put him out! Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarrette! SHE BROKE HIS HEART!!! HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE TRYIN' TO FORGET!!! -o-
Hiei: Holy shit! SOMEONE is random!!!
Nozomo: WHAT THE HELL!!!!! *runs to Yami's room, and tries the door* HAKU!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DEMON CHILD U CALL A SISTER!!!!!
Haku: I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN HER ROOM?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oboro: Donuts... donuts, donuts, donuts.... DONUTS!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! DONUTS OWN YOU ALL!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! BEWARE OF THE... RUBBER ENCHILADA!!! @.X
Nozomo: *rolls eyes and mumbles* where the hell is foamy when u need him. PILLZIE U HAVE A NEW FRIEND!!!!!! I THINK SHE HAS VICKODEN!!!
Pillzie: vickodenislikecandy, withthecolorsandthehillusinationsandnopain. Igavethelittlebratbabiesthecandiesandtheystoppedwiththebreathingandtheliving......... thenigotarrestedandsuiedwiththelawyersandthecops........
Nozomo: Ok pillzie, we said we wouldn't talk about that any more.
Oboro: *twitch*... I don't carry stuffs like thats... Tis dangerousness...ness...yes...ness... I caryy... other stuffs...*shifty eyes*...*psycotic grin*...
Hiei: *rolls eyes* And I thought Kuwabara was stupid.....
Oboro: I like Elvis Presley... He was fat... Ish that right? Candy ish your friend... It helped me through the hardest of times... Freakishly, though, I was arrested and taken to the... Peoples... They were really nice and gave me a...*shifty eyes*... Rubber Ducky... And they put me in this coolio room... It was soft and...*shift eyes*... cusiony... Heh...heheh... It was... awesome-o... I remember this one time-
Haku: SSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: ha...ha...ha... You said that... rrrreeeaaaallllyyyy llloooonnnnngggg llliiiikkkkeeeee... he....he...he...
Haku: Where did u say u came from? Cuz u need to go back. We will take u on a stick if we have to.
Oboro: And what about...*shifty eyes*... The Bat-mobile? He... hehe... I like Spiderman... The Flash is coolio...
Haku: u can make a mobile out of a bat?!?!?!?!?! HOW CRULE!!!!!!!!! YAMI GET UR ASS OUT HERE WE NEED U TO CUT THE WINGS OFF A BIRD!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: I like birds...*cheesy grin*...
*no response from Yami*
Oboro: Birdies are awesome-o...
Haku: Nozomo did u send her out to get tofu or something? WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!?!?!
Nozomo: No I got tofu yesterday.
Haku: crazy lady, have u seen a kid with a couple of swords around here?
Oboro: I see... things... I shouldn't...
Haku: do u see halusinations of.... *points down*
Oboro: 0.0 .... ^^ YESH!!! *shifty eyes*... Carpet ish coolio...
Nozomo: HAKU!!!!!!! DID U REALLY MEAN CARPET, CUZ... WELL... THERE ARE LADIES IN THE ROOM.... god i hate men...
Oboro: I saw a carpet once... And... hehe... IT DIDN'T MATCH THE WALLPAPER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Haku: That's it... Time for u to go back to the loony bin...
Oboro: ... Loony bin? Haha... That's funnay... You're prettay...
Nozomo: That is my fiance that ur calling pretty...
Oboro: *suddenly enraged* I DIDN'T SAY PRETTY!!!... I said prettay...
The Shadow: watever.....
Oboro: Haha... Shadows say things...*twitch*...
Haku: *runs to yami's room* *tries to break down door* YAMI GET UR ASS OUT HERE!!
*silence*
Oboro: *runs into Yami's door* YAMI!!!*BOOM*
*They find the room is totally trashed and the window is open. Yami is no where to be found*
Oboro: AHAHA!!! ^^ No one's here...*plops down on... conviniently trashed bed*... =^^= I like beds... This bed tells me things...
Haku: can the bed tell u where yami went?
Oboro: It says... things... Like... OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-GOSH!!! *turns small like on Blue's CLues and jumps in trash can* I FOUND A DUST BUNNAY!!!
Nozomo: Can the Dust Bunnay tell u where the little demon child is hiding?
Oboro: WHAT!? YOU FOOL!!! DUST BUNNAYS CANNOT TALK!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!? SOME RANDOMIZED PSYCO!?!?
Everyone:YES!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: *suddenly calm and still sitting in trash can* ^^ Oh... Then it tells me... You shall find the meatloaf in the... fridge to your right...*suddenly there is a fridge to the right of everyone*... ^^
Everyone: SINCE WHEN DID YAMI TURN IN TO A MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: Since... OH!!*GASP*!!! ANOTHR DUST BUNNAY!!!*dives deeper into the depths of the trash can*...
Yami: *comes from behind everyone* You can stop dumpster diving in there now.
Oboro: *jumps out with terribly horrified face* It...*twitch*... It...*twitchtwitch*...
Haku: WHERE THE HELL DID U GO....... WE ALL THOUGHT U TURNED INTO A MEATLOAF.....
Nozomo: EVERYONE BUT ME OF COURSE!!!!!!
Oboro: *shaky voice*..It...
Yami: A meatloaf? *raises eyebrow* Since when did ya'll become so stupid? And who says I'm even here, right before you?
Oboro: *still in shaky voice*...It...*twitch*...
Nozomo: *Smacks Oboro over the head with a book* spit it out already!!!!!!! *turns around* AND U!!!! WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PHILOSAPHY SHIT!!!!!
Oboro: *shaky voice*...It.............bi...*bursts into tears*... MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND, DUST BUNNAY THE 4,987,363RD... BIT MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! >.<
Haku: DUST BUNNIES HAVE NO TEETH!!!!! Hiei, take this crazy lady for a long walk on a short cliff polease....
Oboro: ...*sniffle*...Under the moonlight?...
Hiei: *doesn't hear them* *walks up to Yami and puts hand on her shoulder, but it goes through it* What the-!
Haku: BABY SISTER!!!!!!!! WAT HAS HAPPENED TO U!!!!!! ARE U A DUST BUNNAY GHOSTY???????
oboro: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE LINE OF DUST BUNNAYS LIKE THAT!!! *tackles Haku* RAHR!!! @.X *bites into his shoulder*...
Haku: LOOK.... I KNOW U LIKE TO BE ON ME, BUT I THINK UR SAPPOSED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE RIGHT???
Nozomo: * looks at him disgustedly, eye twitching* No bachelor party till the day before the wedding, and even then, no hookers......
Yami: *slaps forehead* Oi, you can be SUCH a pervert sometimes. And I'm not a ghost of any sort, I'm very much alive. It's just that.....I'm using a hollow-gram thingy from the place I'm staying at right now, sorry, but it's not very tangible.
Hiei: Y-Y-Yami.....
Haku: *puts on a stern aged face* where are u at, i will kill whoever took u, if u ran away, I will kill u for making all of us worry... including the crazy lady......
Oboro: ...*still chewing on Haku's shoulder*...*stops for a moment*... You taste like poo...*starts chewing again*...
Haku: GOOD!!! I JUST GOT DONE CLEANING OUT THE PIG POO OUT OF THE PIG PEN!!!!!
Oboro: ...*stops*... Nummers...*starts chewing again*...
Yami: *sweat drops* Uhm, could you please stop chewing my brothers shoulder?
Oboro: ...*chewchew*...*stops*...*ish staring at Yami*...*gets off Haku and walks over to Yami and sticks her hand through Yami's stomach*...*pulls it out, then sticks it back through*... ^^ AWESOME-O!!! HAHAHA!!!...*continuously keeps pulling hand in and out of Yami's gut*... =^^= ...
Yami: STOP IT!!!!!!! Hey Hiei, Earth to Hiei!
Hiei: What?
Yami: Make her stop putting her hand through my stomache.
Oboro: *slowly pulls out hand and looks at Hiei*...*cheesy grin*...Hehe...hehehe...*snickers*...
Hiei: What are you looking at? *suddenly seems to be in a bad mood*
Oboro: ...*snicker*... You're... You're...*snicker*...
Hiei: I'm what?
Oboro: ...You're... WEARING LOTS OF BLACK!!! *bursts out laughing and falls backwards, then starts rolling around* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! =^^= ...
Hiei: *sweat drop*.....Hn...
Yami: Lordy, that's one crazy person.
Oboro: AHAHA!!! =^^= *dissapears in a big puff of smoke*........*voice echoes through room*...I es'splode...
Haku: *still has stern and aged face* Where are u baby sister? I will come for u in a heart's beat.... Where are u?
Yami:Uhm.....I can't tell you...sorry. *looks away*
Haku: Where are u... And who is he... Plz tell me it isn't one of our students trying to get a better grade....
Yami: WHAT THE...?! Ok, you need to learn to keep some of your ideas to yourself. And no to all of the above.
Haku: PLZ TELL ME...*starts to cry* TELL ME WHERE U ARE AND STOP MAKING ME WORRY!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: *pops up behind Haku* Awwww..........*screams* HOW SWEET!!!!!!!!!!! XD *falls to the ground and shrivels up until there is no more*
Yami:*ignoring Oboro* *softly* Sorry.....*hollow-gram dissappears*
Hiei: *looks at where Yami was, then dissappers*
Haku: *colapses and softly cryes to himself* where are u my baby sister.....
Oboro: *pops up behind Nozomo with celery in right hand*...*serious expression*... The celery... It speaks to me... It says...*jumps up and screams* OOOOOOOOOGY BOOOOOOOOGYYYYYYYYYYY!!!...
Haku: THIS ISN'T THE TIME!!!! MY SISTER IS GONE, HIEI IS PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING STUPID, AND I HAVE A PERVERDED MIND!!!!! NOW GO AWAY!!!!! *throws oboro out into the streets*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   I HAD TO MOVE OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Dad made my mom, two brothers, and me move out of our own house. WE MOVED OUT OF OUR OWN FUCKIN HOUSE BECAUSE MY DAD WANTED TO FUCKIN DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!! He sabotaged my moms car so that he could yell at her and my littlest brother without them getting away. So my mom took my little bro and started to walk away. Later that night my mom went and got her car. The next day she went and got clothes and all the essentials for living with my aunt. A few days later we went home though. That deffeted the whole perpese though.
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Friday, May 27, 2005

   Soap Opera of Hannah's Life part 2
Right now, I'm eating Pizza and drinkin a dr. pepper. if ur doin the same, STOP STALKING ME!!!

ANYWAYS!!!
On monday I'll be goin to Alannah's pool party (poor shelbie, u can't go!). My boyfriend will be there. Quick description:
Tall
dark hair
6 Pack
Muscular
Swims Daily!
The guy u want to go out with but can't! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH

He Will be there with his shirt off hopefully. I can escape to my friends house when i want to, and i might get a slave for a day or cell phone. I told my worst enemy off and pissed off all my teachers (is that hard to do?)exept for 1, pethetic isn't it?



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   The Soap Opera of Hannah's Life
Well, i don't know wat to put here really. I have no clue where my relationship is going with my boyfriend. AND OH YEAH!!! Schools out.
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   YAMI STOP BEATING ME!!!!!!!!!
Nozomo: Haku ur evil sister is beating me with a chain again!
Haku: She just playin'.
Nozomo: Why is my fuckin' arm shattered!!!
Yami: What??? I play rough!!!!
Haku: YAMI!!! LEAVE UR SISTER IN-LAW ALONE!! She has to tend the birds.
Nozomo: WHAT PART OF SHATTERED ARM DON'T U UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Haku: Look at yami, She has it a lot worse than u, she is goin out with Hiei!
Yami: Hey!! Don't talk bad about Hiei!!
Nozomo: HIEI IS A LOT WORSE THEN MOST OTHER MEN, at least a lot worse than u haku.
Haku: *blushes*
Yami: Hey bro, you're blushin'. And hey, I know Hiei used to be a murderer, but you're talkin' to a friggen assain here, I don't mind that.
Nozomo: Then Explain y he tried to kill me in my sleep last night!
Haku: YAMI DID U PUT HIM UP TO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yami: Now why would I ever do that brother? If I wanted the mutt dead, I would do it myself, tis alot better in my opinion.
*Hiei walks in*
Hiei: Were you talking about me?
Yami: Yes and no.
Nozomo: Y THE HELL DID U TRY AND KILL ME LAST NIGHT??
Haku: Hiei can i talk to u out side?
Hiei: Hn
*Hiei and Haku walk outside*
Haku: was it u or my sister dressed like u? cuz if that happens again i'll have to kick u out of my dojo.
Hiei: Hn, that information is confidential. I can't tell you.
*Haku holds out a $100 bill*
Haku: Now can u tell me?
Hiei: *looks at the money* Hn, bribery does you no good ningen.
*Haku holds out another $100 bill*
Haku: R u sure?
Hiei: Hn, I'm pretty sur- *a loud noise is heard inside* The hell?
*haku runs to the house*
Haku: NOZOMO!!!! R U OK??
Nozomo: HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!
Yami: *has a maleviolent look on her face* Move Haku, I don't want to kill you.
Haku: YAMI DON'T DO IT!! I'LL SEND HER AWAY I-
Nozomo: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO I CAN'T BEAR TO BE AWAY FROM U!!
Haku: Let me finish. And i will go too, once i have found a new owner for the dojo, one that has a pure and decent heart. Or at least more so than urs.
Yami: B-b-but....heh...*whines* But brother...!!!! I-I-I thought I was to get it next!!!!
Haku: Not after this little display. I will not permit my respectable dojo (or at least respectable enough with u in it)to be turned into a school for murder.
Yami: I wouldn't do that! You know me better than that Haku!!!!!
*nozomo starts to shake and rock back and forth behind Haku*
Haku: NO good can come from an assain with a dojo.
*Haku looks behind him*
Haku: It's ok baby, it will be over soon.
Yami: *mumbles* Oh sure, be gentle with her but be hard on your own sister, I see how it is. *sheaths katana* Fine, do what you want, I'll be in my room.
Haku: before u skulk off and destroy ur room again, know that if u can get along, then the dojo will still be urs. Just know that if i hear of the Black Queens Orginization in the news then u will have me to answer to.
Yami: Whatever. *turns to leave* *says over her shoulder* And it's not just the dojo I'm worried about Haku.
Nozomo: *looks up* well u can't possibly be worried about another person.
Yami: *shoots a glare at Nozomo* I may be cold hearted, but I'm NOT heartless.
Haku:*gives nozomo a cold look* Ur goin' to have to make this work to, u know!
Yami: *smiles weakly* Thanks, but I don't need the support you do know that. I can deal with it myself, without having to damadge her body or anything else of her.
Haku: *looks at Hiei* Any input from the peanut gallery?
Hiei: *glares* If you're thinking that she'll have me do any of her dirty work, then you're wrong. She does everything herself.
Haku: Thanks for the advice, now i have to go talk to my little sister again, will u help nozomo?
Hiei: Hn. I won't hurt her. You can take that for my word.
Haku: *runs after Yami* *knocks on her bedroom door* WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT UR HANDY WORK LAST NIGHT!!!
Yami: *opens door a crack* What do you mean? I didn't do anything last night, I was out.
Haku: Hiei gave u away.
Yami: *glares* Look, I'm telling the truth, I didn't try to kill her last night! That's not my style!
Haku: Did u try and scare her into leaving then?
Yami: I could've, but no, I did not.
Haku: then wat happened?
Yami: I don't know!!!!!
Haku: Fine I'll leave u alone about this, but if i find out that u lied *gives a very stern and cold look* u won't live to carry on the blood line.
Yami: Hmph. So says you.
Haku: *turns and leaves* *looks back* Don't kill ur room this time. I don't want to have to build u a new one, and on that note, i'm goin for a swim!
Yami: Have fun. *closes door and locks it*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

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