Friday, March 4, 2005

   'Ello there!
How r u?
Yami:Dude, where the hell have you been?
Nozomo: GROUNDED! MY F***IN DAD GROUNDED ME FOR WATCHIN FULL METAL ALCHAMIST!!
Yami:*rolls eyes* What a load of bull. That's idiotic!
Nozomo: THATS NOT THE HALF OF IT! HE DOESN'T LET ME WATCH ANY ANIME! AND I HAVE TO HIDE THE MANGA I READ!
Yami: That sucks ass.
Nozomo: *sits and rocks back and forth in corner* I'M SO ANIME DEPRIVED! *passes out*
Yami: O.o *pokes Nozomo with a stick*
Nozomo: *opens one eye and bites the stick* WAT THE HELL!
Yami: ~~''''' She's back to normal.
Nozomo: or at least normaller than jenny!
Yami: *laughing so hard she's rolling on the ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! So.....*laugh* f-in....*laugh*....true!!!!
Nozomo: *passes out again from laughing at yami* aalksdjfalksdjfaljglakndsgvamnglkahlgkhakljdf
Yami: *moves Nozomo's head off the keyboard* *pokes Nozomo yet again*
Nozomo: *stays passed out* *rolls over and starts to talk in my sleep* Haku..... Were for art thou my Haku!
Yami: Oh god, now she's reciting Shakespear in her sleep 'bout her boyfriend. ~~''''''
Nozomo: Damn u yami, i love my haku!
Yami: *jumps into Hiei's arms* SHIT!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KO'D!!!
Hiei: O.o Yami....
Yami: ^^ 'Ello Hiei
Hiei: Get off....now.
Yami:Don't feel like it.
Hiei:Hn
Nozomo: How cute... Yami finally got a BF.
Yami: ~~ Shove it up your ass Nozomo. That ain't nice.
Nozomo: Y DON'T U GO F*** HIEI!
Yami and Hiei: O.o
Yami: I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT NOZOMO!!!!!!
Nozomo: O.o I'M SHACKIN' ALL OVER! *rolls eyes and the 3,000,000,000,000 death threat*
Yami: *twitching* *pulls out katana* You REALLY wanna test me right now?
Hiei: *backs off a little*
Nozomo: U KNOW U WANNA HIEI! *wathces back up*
Hiei: *blushes* You might wanna bite your tongue mutt, or I'll cut it out myself.
Nozomo: HEY!HEY!HEY! IM FULL SCOTTISH DEER HOUND!!!!!!
Yami and Hiei: In your dreams.
Nozomo: fine, im a great dane!
Yami: And what's so great 'bout a dane?
Nozomo: I'M A BITCH AND UR NOT!
Yami: And you're point is....?
Hiei: *watching, hey it is free entertainment for him!*
Nozomo: *points at Hiei* NO FREE PORNO FOR U! I KNOW HOW MUCH U LIKE IT, BUT NONE FOR U!
Hiei: O.o the hell.....?!
Yami: *raises eye brow* What the hell you talkin' 'bout?
Haku: Am I interupting any thing?
Nozomo: *instantly calms down* No, baby, nothing.
Yami: Hey Haku, what's up? Just talkin' to Nozomo is all. ^^ *hides katana behind back*
Nozomo: *falls on Hakus shoulder* OH HAKU IT WAS AWFULL! THE PRISSY LAP CAT WAS ABOUT TO CUT ME UP!
Yami: *mouth drops open* *narrows eyes and growls* Why you little-
Hiei:*comes up with a hand on Yami's shoulder, calming her down*
Nozomo: SEE! THIS IS WAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH WITH UR SISTER!
Haku:*looks at me and starts to lecture his younger sister* Y R U TRYING TO KILL MY FIANCE! SHE IS GONNA BE UR SISTER ENLAW IN 3 DAYS!
Yami:So? Cat+dog=not a good thing, doi. Get the picture?
Haku: Well if ur weren't a pain in the ass sometimes, then maybe a cat and a cute little puppy such as Nozomo could live in peace! Right cat?
Yami:*eye twitches* Whatever. *shoves past them to go outside* If ya need me, I'll be out back practicing!!!!
Hiei: *goes to join her*
Nozomo: *follows* BEHAVE U TWO!
Yami: *yells over shoulder* PISS OFF!
Haku: u really pissed her off didn't u, Nozomo?
Nozomo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! SHE JUST STARTS COMING AT ME WITH KATANA OUT OF NOWHERE!
Haku: *looks out back door* YAMI!!!! HOW LONG HVE U BEEN STANDING THERE?
Yami:uhmmm......a while.....why? *evil smirk*
Haku: GO PRACTICE OR ILL BEAT OR ASS TILL NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!
Yami:*mutters while walking off* And next wednesday that bitch dies.
Nozomo: SEE SHE HAS IT OUT FOR ME! *rocks back and forth in corner*
Haku: It's okay babe. She can't even use those over sized chop-sticks yet!
*a dagger goes flying over head, barely missing Nozomo's head* *a note is attached*
Haku: *grabs note and starts to read outloud* You really underestimate me. I could probably beat your ass and that mutt's as well. And they ain't over sized chop-stickes, their swords thank-you-very-much! signed, yami
Nozomo:*grabs ear* I'LL KILL HER! *falls* OK, ILL LET U KILL HER!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
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