Friday, May 27, 2005

   YAMI STOP BEATING ME!!!!!!!!!
Nozomo: Haku ur evil sister is beating me with a chain again!
Haku: She just playin'.
Nozomo: Why is my fuckin' arm shattered!!!
Yami: What??? I play rough!!!!
Haku: YAMI!!! LEAVE UR SISTER IN-LAW ALONE!! She has to tend the birds.
Nozomo: WHAT PART OF SHATTERED ARM DON'T U UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Haku: Look at yami, She has it a lot worse than u, she is goin out with Hiei!
Yami: Hey!! Don't talk bad about Hiei!!
Nozomo: HIEI IS A LOT WORSE THEN MOST OTHER MEN, at least a lot worse than u haku.
Haku: *blushes*
Yami: Hey bro, you're blushin'. And hey, I know Hiei used to be a murderer, but you're talkin' to a friggen assain here, I don't mind that.
Nozomo: Then Explain y he tried to kill me in my sleep last night!
Haku: YAMI DID U PUT HIM UP TO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yami: Now why would I ever do that brother? If I wanted the mutt dead, I would do it myself, tis alot better in my opinion.
*Hiei walks in*
Hiei: Were you talking about me?
Yami: Yes and no.
Nozomo: Y THE HELL DID U TRY AND KILL ME LAST NIGHT??
Haku: Hiei can i talk to u out side?
Hiei: Hn
*Hiei and Haku walk outside*
Haku: was it u or my sister dressed like u? cuz if that happens again i'll have to kick u out of my dojo.
Hiei: Hn, that information is confidential. I can't tell you.
*Haku holds out a $100 bill*
Haku: Now can u tell me?
Hiei: *looks at the money* Hn, bribery does you no good ningen.
*Haku holds out another $100 bill*
Haku: R u sure?
Hiei: Hn, I'm pretty sur- *a loud noise is heard inside* The hell?
*haku runs to the house*
Haku: NOZOMO!!!! R U OK??
Nozomo: HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!
Yami: *has a maleviolent look on her face* Move Haku, I don't want to kill you.
Haku: YAMI DON'T DO IT!! I'LL SEND HER AWAY I-
Nozomo: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO I CAN'T BEAR TO BE AWAY FROM U!!
Haku: Let me finish. And i will go too, once i have found a new owner for the dojo, one that has a pure and decent heart. Or at least more so than urs.
Yami: B-b-but....heh...*whines* But brother...!!!! I-I-I thought I was to get it next!!!!
Haku: Not after this little display. I will not permit my respectable dojo (or at least respectable enough with u in it)to be turned into a school for murder.
Yami: I wouldn't do that! You know me better than that Haku!!!!!
*nozomo starts to shake and rock back and forth behind Haku*
Haku: NO good can come from an assain with a dojo.
*Haku looks behind him*
Haku: It's ok baby, it will be over soon.
Yami: *mumbles* Oh sure, be gentle with her but be hard on your own sister, I see how it is. *sheaths katana* Fine, do what you want, I'll be in my room.
Haku: before u skulk off and destroy ur room again, know that if u can get along, then the dojo will still be urs. Just know that if i hear of the Black Queens Orginization in the news then u will have me to answer to.
Yami: Whatever. *turns to leave* *says over her shoulder* And it's not just the dojo I'm worried about Haku.
Nozomo: *looks up* well u can't possibly be worried about another person.
Yami: *shoots a glare at Nozomo* I may be cold hearted, but I'm NOT heartless.
Haku:*gives nozomo a cold look* Ur goin' to have to make this work to, u know!
Yami: *smiles weakly* Thanks, but I don't need the support you do know that. I can deal with it myself, without having to damadge her body or anything else of her.
Haku: *looks at Hiei* Any input from the peanut gallery?
Hiei: *glares* If you're thinking that she'll have me do any of her dirty work, then you're wrong. She does everything herself.
Haku: Thanks for the advice, now i have to go talk to my little sister again, will u help nozomo?
Hiei: Hn. I won't hurt her. You can take that for my word.
Haku: *runs after Yami* *knocks on her bedroom door* WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT UR HANDY WORK LAST NIGHT!!!
Yami: *opens door a crack* What do you mean? I didn't do anything last night, I was out.
Haku: Hiei gave u away.
Yami: *glares* Look, I'm telling the truth, I didn't try to kill her last night! That's not my style!
Haku: Did u try and scare her into leaving then?
Yami: I could've, but no, I did not.
Haku: then wat happened?
Yami: I don't know!!!!!
Haku: Fine I'll leave u alone about this, but if i find out that u lied *gives a very stern and cold look* u won't live to carry on the blood line.
Yami: Hmph. So says you.
Haku: *turns and leaves* *looks back* Don't kill ur room this time. I don't want to have to build u a new one, and on that note, i'm goin for a swim!
Yami: Have fun. *closes door and locks it*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

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