Sunday, July 3, 2005

   OBORO AND THE RUBBER DUCKIE DEMONS!!!!!
Oboro: *sitting in corner counting cards* ...1...17...4...*really loud* 6!!!...*softly again*...3...9... 24..........2.......
Haku: *Looks back eye brows twitching, dripping wet* WHERE THE HELL DID U COME FROM!!!!!!! YAMI I NEED U FOR PEST CONTROL!!!!!
Oboro: *twisted grin*...*twitch*... I like potatoes... They smell like flowers...*suddenly jumps up, runs to Haku and tackles him* ^^ YEEEEHHHHAAAAA!!!!! RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!!!
Nozomo: GET UP U FUCKIN HORE!!!!! THAT IS MY FIANCE!!!!!!
Oboro: *GASP*... YOU CUSSED!!! *gets off, runs to Nozomo and tackles her* YOU BAD, BAD PERSON!!! NO CUSSING!!!.... Poo head...
Haku: GET OFF HER!!!!!! Wait..... no..... YES!!!!!! LESBIAN ACTION!!!!!
Nozomo: I AM NOT LESBIAN!! I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!
Haku: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!! THAT IS A NICE BACHELORE PRESENT!!!!!!
Oboro: *goes off into some random dark corner sharpening a knife*...*twitch*... He called me... a...*sniffle*...a... LESBIAN!!!...*twitch*... LONG LIVE RUBBER DUCKIES!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*twisted grin* @.X
Nozomo: YAMI!!!! GET UR ASS OUT HERE AND TAKE CARE OF THE HOMELESS SCUM!!!!
*no answer*
Haku: YAMI THERE IS ANOTHER ASSASSIN IN THE HOUSE!!! SHE HAS COME TO TAKE UR DOJO AWAY!
*still no answer*
Oboro: *suddenly in a different corner* Lollypop! Lollypop! Oh, lolly lollypop!!! ^^ *stabs own eye* o.x
Hiei: I've seen some strange people and some really dumb demons, but this bitch gets the top of the charts.
Oboro: *GASP* ANOTHER CUSSER!!! O.X *tackles Hiei* HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hiei: GET OFF ME!!!!!!!! *elbows Oboro in the gut*
Oboro: GAH!!! *falls off and lies on the ground... motionless* x.x
Nozomo: Thank you. I thought she would never shut up.
Haku: *Looks over at Oboro* DAMN IT!!!!
Oboro: *suddenly jumps up and has guitar and mic* She put him out! Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarrette! SHE BROKE HIS HEART!!! HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE TRYIN' TO FORGET!!! -o-
Hiei: Holy shit! SOMEONE is random!!!
Nozomo: WHAT THE HELL!!!!! *runs to Yami's room, and tries the door* HAKU!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DEMON CHILD U CALL A SISTER!!!!!
Haku: I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN HER ROOM?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oboro: Donuts... donuts, donuts, donuts.... DONUTS!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! DONUTS OWN YOU ALL!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! BEWARE OF THE... RUBBER ENCHILADA!!! @.X
Nozomo: *rolls eyes and mumbles* where the hell is foamy when u need him. PILLZIE U HAVE A NEW FRIEND!!!!!! I THINK SHE HAS VICKODEN!!!
Pillzie: vickodenislikecandy, withthecolorsandthehillusinationsandnopain. Igavethelittlebratbabiesthecandiesandtheystoppedwiththebreathingandtheliving......... thenigotarrestedandsuiedwiththelawyersandthecops........
Nozomo: Ok pillzie, we said we wouldn't talk about that any more.
Oboro: *twitch*... I don't carry stuffs like thats... Tis dangerousness...ness...yes...ness... I caryy... other stuffs...*shifty eyes*...*psycotic grin*...
Hiei: *rolls eyes* And I thought Kuwabara was stupid.....
Oboro: I like Elvis Presley... He was fat... Ish that right? Candy ish your friend... It helped me through the hardest of times... Freakishly, though, I was arrested and taken to the... Peoples... They were really nice and gave me a...*shifty eyes*... Rubber Ducky... And they put me in this coolio room... It was soft and...*shift eyes*... cusiony... Heh...heheh... It was... awesome-o... I remember this one time-
Haku: SSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: ha...ha...ha... You said that... rrrreeeaaaallllyyyy llloooonnnnngggg llliiiikkkkeeeee... he....he...he...
Haku: Where did u say u came from? Cuz u need to go back. We will take u on a stick if we have to.
Oboro: And what about...*shifty eyes*... The Bat-mobile? He... hehe... I like Spiderman... The Flash is coolio...
Haku: u can make a mobile out of a bat?!?!?!?!?! HOW CRULE!!!!!!!!! YAMI GET UR ASS OUT HERE WE NEED U TO CUT THE WINGS OFF A BIRD!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: I like birds...*cheesy grin*...
*no response from Yami*
Oboro: Birdies are awesome-o...
Haku: Nozomo did u send her out to get tofu or something? WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!?!?!
Nozomo: No I got tofu yesterday.
Haku: crazy lady, have u seen a kid with a couple of swords around here?
Oboro: I see... things... I shouldn't...
Haku: do u see halusinations of.... *points down*
Oboro: 0.0 .... ^^ YESH!!! *shifty eyes*... Carpet ish coolio...
Nozomo: HAKU!!!!!!! DID U REALLY MEAN CARPET, CUZ... WELL... THERE ARE LADIES IN THE ROOM.... god i hate men...
Oboro: I saw a carpet once... And... hehe... IT DIDN'T MATCH THE WALLPAPER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Haku: That's it... Time for u to go back to the loony bin...
Oboro: ... Loony bin? Haha... That's funnay... You're prettay...
Nozomo: That is my fiance that ur calling pretty...
Oboro: *suddenly enraged* I DIDN'T SAY PRETTY!!!... I said prettay...
The Shadow: watever.....
Oboro: Haha... Shadows say things...*twitch*...
Haku: *runs to yami's room* *tries to break down door* YAMI GET UR ASS OUT HERE!!
*silence*
Oboro: *runs into Yami's door* YAMI!!!*BOOM*
*They find the room is totally trashed and the window is open. Yami is no where to be found*
Oboro: AHAHA!!! ^^ No one's here...*plops down on... conviniently trashed bed*... =^^= I like beds... This bed tells me things...
Haku: can the bed tell u where yami went?
Oboro: It says... things... Like... OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-GOSH!!! *turns small like on Blue's CLues and jumps in trash can* I FOUND A DUST BUNNAY!!!
Nozomo: Can the Dust Bunnay tell u where the little demon child is hiding?
Oboro: WHAT!? YOU FOOL!!! DUST BUNNAYS CANNOT TALK!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!? SOME RANDOMIZED PSYCO!?!?
Everyone:YES!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: *suddenly calm and still sitting in trash can* ^^ Oh... Then it tells me... You shall find the meatloaf in the... fridge to your right...*suddenly there is a fridge to the right of everyone*... ^^
Everyone: SINCE WHEN DID YAMI TURN IN TO A MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: Since... OH!!*GASP*!!! ANOTHR DUST BUNNAY!!!*dives deeper into the depths of the trash can*...
Yami: *comes from behind everyone* You can stop dumpster diving in there now.
Oboro: *jumps out with terribly horrified face* It...*twitch*... It...*twitchtwitch*...
Haku: WHERE THE HELL DID U GO....... WE ALL THOUGHT U TURNED INTO A MEATLOAF.....
Nozomo: EVERYONE BUT ME OF COURSE!!!!!!
Oboro: *shaky voice*..It...
Yami: A meatloaf? *raises eyebrow* Since when did ya'll become so stupid? And who says I'm even here, right before you?
Oboro: *still in shaky voice*...It...*twitch*...
Nozomo: *Smacks Oboro over the head with a book* spit it out already!!!!!!! *turns around* AND U!!!! WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PHILOSAPHY SHIT!!!!!
Oboro: *shaky voice*...It.............bi...*bursts into tears*... MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND, DUST BUNNAY THE 4,987,363RD... BIT MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! >.<
Haku: DUST BUNNIES HAVE NO TEETH!!!!! Hiei, take this crazy lady for a long walk on a short cliff polease....
Oboro: ...*sniffle*...Under the moonlight?...
Hiei: *doesn't hear them* *walks up to Yami and puts hand on her shoulder, but it goes through it* What the-!
Haku: BABY SISTER!!!!!!!! WAT HAS HAPPENED TO U!!!!!! ARE U A DUST BUNNAY GHOSTY???????
oboro: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE LINE OF DUST BUNNAYS LIKE THAT!!! *tackles Haku* RAHR!!! @.X *bites into his shoulder*...
Haku: LOOK.... I KNOW U LIKE TO BE ON ME, BUT I THINK UR SAPPOSED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE RIGHT???
Nozomo: * looks at him disgustedly, eye twitching* No bachelor party till the day before the wedding, and even then, no hookers......
Yami: *slaps forehead* Oi, you can be SUCH a pervert sometimes. And I'm not a ghost of any sort, I'm very much alive. It's just that.....I'm using a hollow-gram thingy from the place I'm staying at right now, sorry, but it's not very tangible.
Hiei: Y-Y-Yami.....
Haku: *puts on a stern aged face* where are u at, i will kill whoever took u, if u ran away, I will kill u for making all of us worry... including the crazy lady......
Oboro: ...*still chewing on Haku's shoulder*...*stops for a moment*... You taste like poo...*starts chewing again*...
Haku: GOOD!!! I JUST GOT DONE CLEANING OUT THE PIG POO OUT OF THE PIG PEN!!!!!
Oboro: ...*stops*... Nummers...*starts chewing again*...
Yami: *sweat drops* Uhm, could you please stop chewing my brothers shoulder?
Oboro: ...*chewchew*...*stops*...*ish staring at Yami*...*gets off Haku and walks over to Yami and sticks her hand through Yami's stomach*...*pulls it out, then sticks it back through*... ^^ AWESOME-O!!! HAHAHA!!!...*continuously keeps pulling hand in and out of Yami's gut*... =^^= ...
Yami: STOP IT!!!!!!! Hey Hiei, Earth to Hiei!
Hiei: What?
Yami: Make her stop putting her hand through my stomache.
Oboro: *slowly pulls out hand and looks at Hiei*...*cheesy grin*...Hehe...hehehe...*snickers*...
Hiei: What are you looking at? *suddenly seems to be in a bad mood*
Oboro: ...*snicker*... You're... You're...*snicker*...
Hiei: I'm what?
Oboro: ...You're... WEARING LOTS OF BLACK!!! *bursts out laughing and falls backwards, then starts rolling around* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! =^^= ...
Hiei: *sweat drop*.....Hn...
Yami: Lordy, that's one crazy person.
Oboro: AHAHA!!! =^^= *dissapears in a big puff of smoke*........*voice echoes through room*...I es'splode...
Haku: *still has stern and aged face* Where are u baby sister? I will come for u in a heart's beat.... Where are u?
Yami:Uhm.....I can't tell you...sorry. *looks away*
Haku: Where are u... And who is he... Plz tell me it isn't one of our students trying to get a better grade....
Yami: WHAT THE...?! Ok, you need to learn to keep some of your ideas to yourself. And no to all of the above.
Haku: PLZ TELL ME...*starts to cry* TELL ME WHERE U ARE AND STOP MAKING ME WORRY!!!!!!!!!
Oboro: *pops up behind Haku* Awwww..........*screams* HOW SWEET!!!!!!!!!!! XD *falls to the ground and shrivels up until there is no more*
Yami:*ignoring Oboro* *softly* Sorry.....*hollow-gram dissappears*
Hiei: *looks at where Yami was, then dissappers*
Haku: *colapses and softly cryes to himself* where are u my baby sister.....
Oboro: *pops up behind Nozomo with celery in right hand*...*serious expression*... The celery... It speaks to me... It says...*jumps up and screams* OOOOOOOOOGY BOOOOOOOOGYYYYYYYYYYY!!!...
Haku: THIS ISN'T THE TIME!!!! MY SISTER IS GONE, HIEI IS PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING STUPID, AND I HAVE A PERVERDED MIND!!!!! NOW GO AWAY!!!!! *throws oboro out into the streets*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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