.:number1edfan:.NARUTO COMMENTARY!
Sorry...too lazy to do special effects HTML stuff, so, I'll just post how it is in the Word Document. Enjoy! ^^
Alright...for those of you who experienced the hotlinked pictures, I've uploaded all of them to photobucket! Good thing I'm a fast typer ^^' Enjoy!
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Hey, dude. You have something on your face.
Sasuke: Oh, so now I'm ugly!?
Naruto: I never said that. Why are you putting words into my mouth!?
Both: WTF!?
Naruto: Ew, OMG! I kissed Sasuke...x_x
Sasuke: Kill me now...x_x
Naruto: Wait a minute. I kissed Sasuke. WOOT!
Sakura: That was supposed to be me kissing Sasuke...
Sasuke: *thinking, "I guess Naruto’s not that bad,"*
Sakura: Wait, yay! I love yaoi! XD
Naruto: Ugh...on second thought. Maybe the kiss wasn’t such a good thing...-_-
Sasuke: *thinking, "he’s actually kind of hot..."*
Naruto: *stands* *thinking, "I've got to set things straight. I don’t want Sakura to think I'm gay! I'd much rather kiss her than Sasuke"*
Sakura: *thinking, "yaoi, yaoi, yaoi! ^^"*
Sasuke: *thinking, "I wonder if I just sit here he'll kiss me again..."*
Naruto: *thinking, "Okay, so the plan is--wait! Is that a rice ball? Oh, I'm so hungry!"*
Sasuke: I know you're there, Naruto. I'm leaving now and you better not eat my rice ball!
Sakura: Sasuke! I, um...
Sasuke: *thinking, "weird...I was going to go get some more rice balls, but I ran into Sakura. I wonder if she has any? Mm...rice balls..."*
Sasuke: *thinking, "What the--!? How'd we end up on the bench!?!?'*
Sakura: Sasuke...there's something I wanted to...
Sasuke: *thinking, "well, while I'm here. Might as well daydream..."*
Naruto: SASUKE! I WANT YOU!!!
Sasuke: *thinking, "maybe if I look surprised, he'll think I am!"*
Sakura: ...So I decided I'm just going to! Sasuke, kiss me!
Sasuke: *thinking, "talk about a bad thing to wake up to!"* ...!
Sasuke: ? Naruto?
Sakura: *sigh* *thinking, "Just like you guys...always looking for other guys...and here I thought yaoi would be a good thing...And why Naruto of all people!? He's such an idiot!"*
Sasuke: I thought I'd find you here, Naruto. *thinking, "yes!"*
Naruto: What? But, I...just got here...
Sasuke: *bu-bump* N-Naruto! o///o *thinking, "just like in my dream!"*
Naruto: Sasuke! You stalker!!
Narrator: Alright everyone! Picture pose time!
Sakura: Oh, my Sasuke...
Naruto: Heh! I ate his rice ball!
Sasuke: *thinking, "I knew it..."*
Sasuke: *thinking, "damn it...we're back at the classroom. So much for my plans with Naruto..."*
Naruto: *thinking, "Snap! We're back here...I wish I had another rice ball..."* *stomach growls*
Sakura: *thinking, "barnacles...back with this idiot Naruto!"*
Sakura: W-what? Why are we out here all of a sudden?
Naruto: Talk about weird!
Sakura: This must be all /your/ fault, Naruto!
Naruto: Me? What did I do!?
Sasuke: *thinking, "did anyone notice I wasn't in the previous screen shot?"*
Sakura: Ugh! Naruto, I hate you!
Naruto: NOO!! She hates me!!
Sasuke: *thinking, "Why am I not in this one either!? And when did Sakura put her hair up???"*
Narrator: Picture pose time again!
Sasuke: Mm. *ticked off*
Sakura: Naruto. T_T
Naruto: AH! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?
Sasuke: *thinking, "I'm so...confused..."*
Sakura: That's weird. I don't remember taking down my hair or standing up. And what's with the bag?
Naruto: *sigh of relief* Who cares? I'm just glad your face returned to normal.
Sakura: What was that!? GO TO YOUR CORNER!
Naruto: *mumbles something* ...
Sasuke: *thinking, "Naruto in a corner...kinky..."*
Naruto: Hey, you! GET OUT OF MY CORNER!
Sasuke: *thinking, "NO! Don't fall for another, Naruto! Don't!!"*
Sakura: *gasp* Naruto! Don't hurt him! *hes kinda hot...*
Kakashi: *has caught Naruto before he could attack!*
Naruto: Uh--...*in shock*
Sakura: *gasp*
Sasuke: *thinking, "hey! Only I can hold my Naruto against his will! Ooh, kinky..."*
Kakashi: Who do you think you are, trying to hurt me? Haha...I'll have my way with you...
Naruto: U-uh...*thinking, "oh no...it's just like when Sasuke kissed me...but worse!"*
Sasuke: *thinking, "NO!!"*
Naruto: Haha! I escaped!
Kakashi: ...
Sasuke: *sigh of relief*
Kakashi: No one defeats me! Send-to-the-sky jutsu!
Naruto: AH!!
Sasuke: Hm...
Naruto: Haha! You can't send ME to the sky! *grabs him from behind*
Kakashi: ...!
Sasuke: *thinking, "NO, NARUTO! DON'T!"*
Naruto: Thought you could take advantage of me, huh?
Kakashi: N-no, wait! I'm supposed to be the rapist, not the rape-ee!
Sasuke: *thinking, "rape-ee...is that a word? I mean, no, Naruto! Do that to me!"*
Naruto: Haha! How do you like this? No escape! *manic laughter*
Kakashi: *thinking, "this is going to traumatize me for life...better get rid of some of the clones..."*
Kakashi: Hm...probably should've gotten rid of that one...
Naruto: *one holding onto Kakashi* Osu, osu, osu!
Naruto: *going towards him* Get ready for this!
Naruto: Shadow Clone – 2D animation style jutsu!
Kakashi: *sigh* I hate this jutsu...
Kakashi: *sigh* Had to draw a transmutation circle...
Naruto: What are we? Alchemists?? H-hey! How'd you get all my clones to go away and tie me up!?
Kakashi: *talking to Naruto* Sh...it's a secret. And let me read my book, damn it!
Sakura: Now's my chance to get the one guy hotter than Sasuke!
Kakashi: 'Ello poppet...
Sakura: *gasp* Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: Wait how do you know my—whoa!
Sasuke: THAT'S FOR TRYING TO STEAL NARUTO!
Sasuke: And this is for getting Naruto to try to take advantage of you!
Kakashi: Uh...if you want me to take advantage of you, you're giving me a perfect opportunity...
Sasuke: *fetal position* ... *traumatized*
Kakashi: Ah...see? Perfect opportunity...
Sakura: Why did they skip the whole scene of Kakashi-sensei taking advantage of Sasuke?
Sasuke: No! Don't make me re-live that! *shivers*
Narrator: Because this is rated PG-13. GOSH!
Sasuke: *still shaking, gets up* ...
Kakashi: *grabs leg* I decided I'm not through with you yet...time for one of my favorite games...*_*
Kakashi: See, now, isn't this fun? ^_^
Sasuke: Define...fun...
Narrator: That's all for now, eager viewers! Tune in next week for "What happened to Naruto?" Commentary Part 2! Here's a preview to let you know of the fun stuff coming!
Kakashi: Don't think we forgot about you...
Naruto: AH!! HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?
Sasuke: *growls* *shakes Sakura*
Sakura: ><' Stop it, Sasuke! I know you're traumatized, but don't take it out on me!
THE END! Hope you enjoyed! Was going to post this on neopets...but they have too many rules so posted it here! YAY!
Also, here are the two Fruits Basket Commentaries! n_n
Fruits Basket 1
Fruits Basket 2
