.:number1edfan:.Alright! For all you lazy people who don't want to click on the link, here's the Fruits Basket Commentary! WOOT! I'm going to post the second one soon! YEAH! Okay, here it is, as it is seen on neopets!
Ho (Well actually it's a great Furuba commentary) Part 1
This is the result of too much free time and a creative mind. ^_^ Pictures from the Sohma Kyou and Tohru Fanlisting (kxt.aking-mahal.net, which wasn't in service when I made this...but now is...so I just don't trust the site. My photos are better *sticks out tongue*) Rated PG-13 for content...lol.
Note: I say "amamzing" instead of "amazing." I swear I know how to spell...Also, there are a lot of inside jokes in here...so if something doesn't makes sense, that's why. One is that Envy from FullMetal Alchemist is It, This and Nothing. Wrath is Mini-It, That and Something Else. There ya go. Enjoy!
Ho-san: Hi!
Kyo: OMG SHE'S UGLY!
Ho-san: *giggles* You're pretty hot, Kyo-kun.
Kyo: AGH! SHE THINKS I'M HOT!
Kyo: I'M LEAVING *like an idiot*
Yuki: You know, Ho-san, I think you're pretty cute.
Ho-san: Yeah, well, no...
Look at my muscles!
Now I'll close my mouth...chicks dig this...
Oh and now I'll open my mouth.
I've got an idea! *amamzingly*
You will...
*thinking, "what was I thinking...she's so ugly...and such a ho..."*
AH! It burns!!! *holds stomach*
To get rid of this gross feeling, I'm going to destroy the house!!!!
Shigure: *in background* How will that solve anything? -_-
And better yet...
Kyo: ...I'll hit her in the process!!!
Ho-san: ...
Ho-san: ...
Kyo: Damn it...she's still ugly...
Yuki: Come now, Kyo...she's not that unattractive...
Kyo: WHAT ARE YOU BLIND, YOU DAMN RAT!?
Kyo: I'm gonna move my arm now, what do you think about that, pretty boy??
Yuki: ...two can play at this game.
Yuki: *moves arm as well* *smirks*
Kyo: Damn it...he's good.
Kyo: Hm...how did I get this scratch on my face...?
Kyo: What the hell? It's still there...
Kyo: Time for a schmexy (actual word not accepted by neopets) pose!!
Kyo: Wait...something tells me...
Kyo: I SHOULD KICK HIS A$$!!
Yuki: Whoa...*dodges* Not today, stupid cat...
Kyo: Why is he looking at me like that...?
Yuki: Hm...I shall use my magical faerie pixie gnome powers...
Kyo: x_x How did I end up out here...?
Kyo: What's with the backshot...? x_x
Kyo: Well...I'll lift my arm...
Kyo: No I take that back...I'll move THIS arm...
Kyo: Aw, crap...shouldn't have moved that arm...
Kyo: I've got MFPG powers, too...
Kyo: HA! I used them to get back inside!
Yuki: Not as stupid ("dumb" in original but neopets won't accept that...*shakes head*) as he looks...
Ho-san: Well, hello, Kyo-kun...
Yuki: *in background* No hello to me? *gloom*
Kyo: Must hide...must hide...
Ho-san: What are you doing, Kyo-kun? I wish it were me...
Kyo: Damn it!!! How'd she see me!? Gotta hide...
Kyo: Whoa...what's this...?
Kyo: *thinking, "crap...what if it's hers and I have to give it back to her...?"*
Ho-san: Um...Kyo-kun...?
Ho-san: *gasp* That's mine!!
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: Oh...
Ho-san: *sniffle* I guess you can keep it if you like...
Ho-san: OMG!! I mean what you're holding, not It!! I swear!!
Ho-san: *embarrassed* *sweat drops*
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: *thinking, "why isn't he saying anything!?"* ...
Kyo: ...
Kyo: Hey, ugly...
Kyo: Why don't you just go away!?
Kyo: At least turn your ugly face so I don't have to look at...YOUR FACE!
Ho-san: *turns head*
Kyo: ... *thinking, "whoa...she actually listened to me..."*
Ho-san: Are you surprised?
Kyo: ...
Ho-san: Oh, I'm so sorry, Kyo-kun!! I forgot you didn't want to look at my face!!
Ho-san: Whoops...I think I'm falling...
Kyo: Good riddance...whoa...how'd I end up out here...?
Ho-san: Kyo...?
Shigure: *thinking, "poor Tohru...unaware of Kyo's hate for her...ah, well, more fun for me ^_^"* *watches*
Kyo: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY CLOTHES AND HOW'D I END UP OUTSIDE!?
--skipping some pix for time--
Kyo: GRAWRG!! I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON THIS BEAR!!!
Ho-san: The poor bear...;_;
Kyo: And now I'm running...damn it!! Her ugly face follows me everywhere!!!
Narrator: Or does it...? Find out next time on "Fruits Basket Commentary by Tina!
