Tuesday, May 23, 2006

um... well then...
It's been a while since I've posted on here... I've been quite busy considering I'm going to GRADUATE this coming up school year!!! yeeesssss!!

I'm kinda nervous considering I have a play tonight.... and I still can't get my lines right...

but other than that.... I'M BACK!!! woot!

--oatz
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Monday, February 21, 2005

   OMG! I'm So Sorry!!!
I have not been here in MONTHS! It saddens me. But I'm back, so there is no need to fear.

So here's what has happened since the last time I was here:
Our play that we were taking to the one act play competition won the regional and we went to state competition and didn't even place because they counted off HUGE points on our final score because we used lighters on stage. *cries*

after that, we started on another play called "The Ninth Annual Cabbage Holler Christmas Jamboree". That had to be the stupidest play I had everhad the displeasure of acting in. I had to play an old lady who rides around on an imaginary motorcycle and who sometimes diguised her self as a rapper and would come out and rap. Holy snap, is that not an embarrassment.

We never ended up doing that play because Veon, our drama director, canceled it. My first reaction was, "Yes! There is a God!" ^__^

Then ther was Christmas. My christmas was pretty okay. I got a new Azu Manga Daioh DVD, and some other things... haha good times... good times...

More recently I went to go see Meet the Fockers. that movie was absolutely hilarious. I was ther with my friend and her blind date. This was pretty funny because her blind date went HORRIBLY. The stupid guy barely said two words the whole time.

Then, not long after that, I went to that smae friend's birthday party. We set up a mosh pit in her room!!! XD It was at that party that I met the first cute guy who actually liked me. the only problem is that he's a year younger than I and he's in Eighth grade (which is bad when your in tenth grade.)Oh well. I'll take him to prom with me when he's a freshman. He'll be thrilled.

And then finally, just this past weekend, I went to go see the movie Constantine. OMG that was a great movie. I'll definately be getting that one on DVD.

BYE!!!
~justine
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

   Funny As Hell... But Hey, Is Hell Really All That Funny?
I thought that this was funny. read it.



Things To Do At Wal*Mart:
•Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
•Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
•Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
•Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
•Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
•Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
•Play with the automatic doors.
•Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
•Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
•Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
•Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
•As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
•Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
•Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
•Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
•Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
•Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
•Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
•When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
•When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
•Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
•Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
•Take bets on the battle described above.
•While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
•Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."
•Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
•Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
•Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
•"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
•Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, "pick me! pick me!"and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
•When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
•Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
•Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."
•When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
•Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
•Hold indoor shopping cart races.
•Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
•When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
•get an XXXL pair of pants and shirt and attempt to fit 1 person in each leg.
•Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
•Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
•Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
•Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
•Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
•Run around the store w/ your friend each carrying DEPENDS and wearing big grandma sunglasses


Yep yep... I plan to do that list someday... ^__^

~oatz

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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Fart Box
Hey there everyone who still cares that I'm making a post!!!!

long time no see. pfft... lemme cut the crap. I am wearing thin with all this stuf and goings on at school, and friends, and website, and Biology... definately biology. aye carumba.

I'm starting to get a little popular (artistic wise) at school now that the anime club started. (That is the best freakin' club eva!!!) I went to the club president's house for a meeting on saturday. We watched Ghost in the Shell (My friend Chris giggled at all the nudity scenes ^__^) Hellsing, and Azumanga Daioh. What an interesting combination *wink wink*

Today we had to dig through all the costumes in the Drama Dept. to look for overalls. yes my friend overalls. ten pair. we found them in a box hiding in the inner sanctum of drama-ness. as soon as we opened it though, the box realeased a really stanky fart smell from within. we had to evacuate the room and return with lysol. ANYWAY, we need the the overalls for the play we will be putting on on November third. I've never been in a play before, so I'll probably get on stage and pee myself (accidentally of course)

well that's all... (for now *plays ominous music* Bwahaha!!)

~oatz
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Celullar
Whew... sorry I haven't posted in a while... tiredness hath overcome.

I went to go see Cellular this past weekend at the movies, and it was truely excellent! I was on the edgeof my seat from beginning to end!! I advise you, if you havent seen this movie yet, to go see it, like right now!!!

well... not much else to say, because I have a splitting headache and Advil just isn't working... oh well...

~oatz
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