Sunday, June 24, 2007

All survey and no sleep makes Sam very very VEEEEEERY insane

It might be far from funny, you might think it's the dumbest thing in the world or you kight laugh your ass off, but Being unable...and I say, UNABLE to sleep at all makes me laugh at totally anything and have very weird and insane thoughts. I needed to empty them all out on this surbey I happened to notice somewhere! I already took it last year and wrote lots of deep things to sound all dark and cool...so now I took it again and wrote absolutely everything that got through my mind and it's liberating! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Wow it TALKS????????????? Birthday: Something between average and rubber ducky Birthplace: in a salad bowl Current Location: BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eye Color: lol Hair Color: HYPER SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Height: it depends on how much imagination you've got Right Handed or Left Handed: When I eat tomatoes I often use the dark side of the force so I'm right handed you FOOL!!!! Your Heritage: I'm 100% pure tuxedo Mask related The Shoes You Wore Today: ohhh boy what an important question*sarcasm alert* Your Weakness: I GOT NO WEAKNESS...I'M A GOD!!!! OF DESTRUUUUUUCTION!!!!!!!!! Your Fears: that the real God descend from the heavens and transform me into a muffin...I can't sleep at night because of that! Your Perfect Pizza: with lotsof Pikachu on it Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: managing a fore festival with ketchup mustrad and onions but NO mushroom on my hamburger please...what? I was talking about my achievments? REALLY? Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: RUN FOR YOUR DOOM!!!!!!!!!! Thoughts First Waking Up: ZOMGWTF!!!!!!! Your Best Physical Feature: ohhh that...well being able to lift superman with one finger when he, himself is lifting barney the dinosaur on the mystic train of afterpepsi Your Bedtime: I NEVER SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Your Most Missed Memory: I miss my memory Pepsi or Coke: pie MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't eat clown meat nor King's weird...thing Single or Group Dates: GO TO HELL!!!!!! Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: plain tea with DOOM in it!!!!!LOTSA DOOM!!!! Chocolate or Vanilla: DOOM! Cappuccino or Coffee: DOOM I TELL YA!! Do you Smoke: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Do you Swear: only when it's haloween...is there a meaning to this? NO! Do you Sing: no I prefer taking over the world Do you Shower Daily: In a bath of rainbow Have you Been in Love: love with DOOM! Do you want to go to College: The college of...ahh forget it it's too repetitive...ahhh screw it..the DOOM college Do you want to get Married: DOO...okay I stop! Do you belive in yourself: I believe that the shape of a football player should be triangle because it would prevent Pacman from eating them Do you get Motion Sickness: backward it is: ?ssenkcis noitom teg uoy oD Do you think you are Attractive: I ATTRACT THE POWER! Are you a Health Freak: the health weapon Do you get along with your Parents: w00t Do you like Thunderstorms: thunderhorse Do you play an Instrument: yes...the Laser gun In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: well...emmmm...wait I'm going to drink a shot and maybe I'll remember In the past month have you Smoked: smoke...it's the sign of DESTRUCTION! In the past month have you been on Drugs: being an evil scientist ALWAYS have necesitty of drugs, but since I am perfectly sane I don't need those In the past month have you gone on a Date: well I shall tell you the Tale of my life in Burger Language: ahwoihdwoqeweowerwekjwfwfwefwaesdedqd! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: llam In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreo is sound like it the am red! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: H like in the H! In the past month have you been on Stage: foolish...foolish it's like raw doapt In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped in a secret dump hideout In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that's a question which proves how much the world has degraded with all the sexual stuff lolz0rz I said SEX!!!!!!!!!! In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no...except 10000000000$ for the building of my doomsday device Ever been Drunk: yeah...I currently am...OF LACK OF SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever been called a Tease: omg Ever been Beaten up: up beaten? Ever Shoplifted: lift shopped? How do you want to Die: I NEVER DIE...YOU DIE BUT I DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOT IT? What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown up, but when I wa slittle I dreamed of becoming a milkman, but now I'm only a mad mad scientist with an I.Q of - 303030030300303 42 What country would you most like to Visit: 42 In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: 42 Favourite Hair Color: 42 Short or Long Hair: 42 Height: 42 Weight: 42 Best Clothing Style: 42 Number of Drugs I have taken: destruction is my dr00gz Number of CDs I own: CD with programs of world domination Number of Piercings: I pierced my forearm with a can of bionic products Number of Tattoos: I have 42 tattooed on the big toe Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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