Monday, December 25, 2006

  

from fury: "Maybe you could just write an article about how much fangirls ruined the site?" ... this is a WONDERFUL idea! *mentally preparing for this incredibly...liberating upcoming post* Isnce I kind of have a good talent for writting articles I will use it to write what's next: hey you...who reads this post! Do you know about fangirls? You know...these creepy beings that faint each time they see an anime hotguy? These girls who can't make any differences between reality and Sasuke? who believes watching or reading anime is a true way of life? it is true, but obsession is never a good way of life I'm speaking to you fangirls who are really over-obsessed about something so much that they come to despise reality for the world of their obsession. like the followings: -wanting to marry hotties and completely despising real-life peoples such as: Sasuke, Inuyasha, Edward Elric, Naruto and , if you're really f***ed up, Tuxedo Mask(he's friggin AWSUM!!!1) for the sole reason that real-life guys can't achieve perfection, jump over a 12 meter wall, throw 5000 shurikens with one hand or having sexy muscles without training. -despising other characters in a serie just because they are not as cool,dark and metally tortured as a certain other person(*cough*SASUKE). The prime Example with Rock Lee. can't you realise the awesomeness of Rock Lee in Naruto with his determination to go forward, be stronger and honor his sensei with the only might of his Tai-jutsu! Rock Lee is one of the most honorable ninja of the hidden leaves village! but all the fangirls see is his unpretty face(and as a boy who is not gay I can say that Rock Lee is far from being the ugliest thing I've seen) and his over-sixed eyebrows(hey...over-sized 'brows and Rock Lee ROCKS!!!). I agree, Sasuke's cool...In fact, I like him very much. he's smart, great fighter and tactician and all but, why the f*** would I be obsessed about him? I will remind you that I primally see the personality traits of an anime character first to consider him or it as a good obsession, but what does Sasuke accomplish for being a good reason of being obsessional?: -he's Dark(oooouuuuh) -he's mysterious(girls love that...but WHY????) -he's strong(Rock Lee is stronger than him) -he's hot( well..no) -he's depressed(wait...since when girls like EMO guys? -He only lives for the sake of avenging his family(noble cause but not a reason to be obsessed) And anyway how would he defeat Itachi who is, something like, 99999999999999999999999 times stronger than everyone in the damn whole Series! And even if you think my post is gay because it misunderstand the true emotions of Sasuke I won't care a bit. You could play a real live action movie in high definition about how Itachi murdered his parents and destroyed Sasuke's *oh so* poor life and I would still not change my opinion Think I'm heartless? well don't judge me that fast young scarab. I never said it would make me sad. I only said: WHY WOULD I SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM IF THIS NEVER HAPENNED TO ME? Stop finding him so damn cute and take him in pity because poor little and frail sasuke lost his family at an early age! unless you've trully lost your family in real life you cannot sympathize or understand how it feels! I've got(thanks to fury...huge thanks) a new Manga Serie of which I intend of buying each books: Peace Maker: It relates the life of a young 15 years old teenager named Tetsunosuke who've lost his family in the mist of the shinsengumi(the shinsengumi is a complicated fact of the japanese history. in short, it's one of the events of the lates 1800' that marked the End of the Tokugawa clan's reign as the shoguns of Japan as well as the End of the Meiji era(the era of Samurais) and the beginning of the Edo era(the time where Japanese opened themselves to the rest of the world which happened in 1883))This young boy decide to stay strong and avenge them by entering a clan of murderers. that kinda looks like Saskue's story right? well I prefer Testu to Sasuke in 1000000 more points The first one, Tetsu is Strong minded. VERY strong minded. instead of getting all dark and mysterious and closed to everyne he decided to stay happy, calm and confident. oohhh to be confident he is. Tetsunosuke is one of the most confident in himself anime character I've seen right along with X, Cless and Rock Lee. But I could BET fangirls wouldn't fall for Tetsu...BECAUSE HE'S NOT HOT!!! I find it very SUPERFICIAL to be obsessed by a character for his mere look. it reminds me of these stereotypes of teen schoolgirls being obsessed by Josh(because all cute guys in stereotypes are names josh) From Their Football team only because he's sexy. but in fact Josh is a serial Raper and the two girls end up killed! the moral of this story is that by relating on mere look you will be deceived. Sasuke lowered in my trust when he betrayed everyone to go with orochimaru. it only proves Sasuke was too weak minded to realise Orochimaru will only puppet him around and that with the support of his true friends he would be able to realise his dreams. The truth is...Sasuke is Weak minded because of his low self confidence and lack of trust even in his true friends! And this, is what I call, despisable! What else about fan girls that I dislike...OHH, Stop thinking you know all of japanese culture because you eat sushi, wear kimonos and watch anime flicks. and don't be confusing here. I didn't aid you're a fangirl if you eat sushi, wear kimonos and watch anime flicks because I do all of that...well I imagine my nightdress to actually be a kimono because it looks like one. There is something you must ALL understand fan girls: -Sushi is a kind of food created by Japanese. But the fact that you eats them won't give you japanese knowlegde EXTRA points AND it's not because you eat sushi that people wil think: "wahh, look, she's eating Sushi, this girl knows her japanese culture!" Because 90% of the time western folks mistakes sushi as Chinese foods rather than Japanese because 90% of the time western folks think Japaneses and Chineses are the same. Don't believe me? well come to my place and ask peopels to speak in Japanese, they will make poor imitations of Madarins(chinese language) by saluting in the wrong way! -Like sushi, Kimono is a piece of clothe that everyone mistakes as made by chineses. because chineses alos wear kimonos. -And Anime is FICTIVE and even if there IS anime that gives true cultural facts about Japan, it's not because ninjas in Naruto could jump over a 12 meters wall that real ninjas could. I have too many ideas pushing in my head that I can't put them all here, if you want to sue me, go on I would be happy to actually argue with you and wait for someone to break my statements. if you want to remind me that I forgot something then go on I will be happy to hear your opinion. I'm out *beam out Megaman style*

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