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Sunday, November 7, 2004

Evil Lobsters
I was driving down the highway yesterday when I noticed a lobster walking on the side of the road. I pulled over and shouted for the lobster to stop. I was like, “Hey Mr. Lobster. What you doing walking down the road.” And he just whipped his little head around and glared at me. And then he marched up to me and started waving his little arms around all wildly and yelled at me to leave him alone. I was then like, “Well where are you going?” And then he jumped on my face and started to attack me. I knocked him off and beat him down with a stick. Yeah then I jumped in my vehicle and ran him over before he got a chance to get up again…Yeah…I wonder where he was going…
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