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Sunday, December 5, 2004

Rainbow monkeys
An Amazing article about the true-life findings of RainBow Monkeys.

rainbow monkeys, the most mythical beasts of them all. so mythical no one had ever heard of them, until now...

a rainbow monkey are mythical monkeys that can only be found on a rainbow. they will only be found in their colour stream (ie. blue monkeys found in the blue stripe of the rainbow) but there are many so they are never alone. the monkeys all have a magical power, but also make delicous ingredients. their magical power is to send any material thing to the spectral rainbow monkey realm, where nothing can survive but the rainbow monkeys and us. if you catch a rainbow monkey however, it will grant you the power to go to the rainbow monkey realm at any time you desire and the ability to survive there. but beware, this is very dangerous. because every now and then, you will catch youself a rainbow monkey of death.
rainbow monkeys of death are very dangerous. they can kill any living thing with there death jizz. they are also the biggest known supplier to the worlds narcotic industry. very dodgy characters. but, unlike the ordinary rainbow monkeys, they are not invincible. they are infact easily killed. all you need to do is drop a dyson from a 30 ft exactly height onto their left foots little toe, while sending an EMP (electro magnetic panda) in to rip its face off, whilst singing highway to hell. if you fail to do this first time however, it will transform, into a scorpion rainbow death monkey. this is basically the death monkey with many legs and a scopion tipped tail, which contains their lethal jizz.


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