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myOtaku.com: oneeyedmonkey

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Rabbit Loafs

Many people wonder where rabbits came from. Some people say two bunnies have SEX, others say pimp the clown brings them. But few know the truth of it like I do. Well time to reveal it. They are cooked, no, baked. Rabbit loafs are an ancient tradition of the feng shui badgers. They used to create them and eat them. But one day, one of the rabbits escaped and set free all the others. This is how rabbits came to be. Badgers still bake the rabbit loafs, but many of them are set free these days. How do we know this you ask? Well, my gardener’s brother’s hairdresser’s cousin’s milkman’s paperboy’s granddad is a feng shui badger. I have a rabbit loaf at home, but it is for ornamental reasons only, I don’t poke hope to get to the ass and bone it before you say I do. Nowadays though rabbit loafs are very rare, as they produce them in bulk in one place only. This place is spark plug 8, very close to spark plug 9.and the only way onto the planet is to kill a gnome, put it in a briefcase and commit your self to an insane asylum.

Or that is so I’ve heard how they have come to be.

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