Ryoko


VS

Tetsuo


Who do you like best?

Click on either of them to see a biography. Vote in a comment. I'd prefer if you put the characters name in the title of the comment. To view the current tournament standings click the minibanner below. Clicking on any one of the character names will bring up their bio in a new window. The winner of the last round was D, by a small margin.

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Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've been working on school stuff and the such. I've had far more homework than usual. I also have a project to work on and an essay to write for a scholarship. To make everything better.... I've been sick too, same thing as last week... somehow I doubt it was ever gone. I won't go into the symptoms either... nobody actually likes it when people do that... then again maybe I should do that for the sake of aggrivating everyone? What? You say tha's a bad idea? Oh well ^^; NOthing much else has been going on. I'll post the next round of the continuing tournament thing tomorrow morning I suppose, if I'm up in the morning. If not the morning then the afternoon. If all is well then the turnout will be fairly good like before. Well that's really all for now. Maybe I should go back to staring at the wall now ^^; (while attempting to blow out my eardrums of course.... headphones *grin*). I probably have to take down a few hundred sentences of notes sometime this weekend as well. Hmmm, and before it slips my mind. I wonder if this is a reasonable accomplishment...the ability to type at at least 80wpm.... I was pretty apprehensive and about half-wired when I did it.. so I can probably do better than that, but yeah, I thought that was pretty decent. Actually now that I think about it I typically do better than that.... like I am right now... and in im windows when I have them(not so much over the past couple weeks it seems). Well this is enough of my senseless rabling, good bye now *waves* Ja ne

Correction

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.


After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

I could still use some hearty information regarding many of the bios... and GOOD pictures for them as well. It takes far too long to collect them on my own or make them on my own(wwwwwaaaaaayyyyy too long, especially for when I'm generally busy). Beyond that, not much to say besides it will continue tomorrow... unless unforeseen events occur. I doubt such a case will happen though.

If you want you can post the code linking to this on your page. It will look like this:

Currently run by onewingedangel, innovated by Flava

It has come to my attention that the once prominent Flava has quit myOtaku. He as most know was operating a large popularity based tournament. I placed a large amount of work into that tournament myself and think it would be a shame to have it end unfinished. I have devised that I could easily continue the tournament with the cooperation of others. I will be going around asking many in comments to stop by to read this post, for I want it to keep going as strong as it had been going before. If you read this message please leave a comment and I would be most appreciative. If all goes well, I could likely have it going again by Friday. Please tell any of your friends about this as well for I certainly can't reach everybody or even close to that number. If you could also place the code I have below in a post or in your introduction to help me broadcast this message. It will look like this:

Currently run by onewingedangel, innovated by Flava

1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!

3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a bouquet of flowers... and a box of Depends.

4. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.

5. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... What the hell was I thinking?

6. Congratulations on your wedding day! ...Too bad no one likes your husband.

7. How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby?

8. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you... I've changed my mind.

9. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... I never believed in Hell till I met you.

10. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.

11. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

12. Someday I hope to get married... but not to you.

13. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!

14. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me... Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

15. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend... So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

16. We have been friends for a very long time... let's say we stop?

17. I'm so miserable without you... it's almost like you're here.

18. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... Did you ever find out who the father was?

19. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

20.Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... So we're having you put to sleep.

21. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama and Mississippi)

Well, I had the field trip on Friday, to the District of Columbia. After I arrived at about a quarter til 6 in the morning. We waited for the busses to arrive. They were chartered busses, not crappy cheese wagons. There were four of them and I was on the second one. It was pretty comfortable inside them and I had made sure to take my personal cd player and blow my eardrums out. Thank Metallica for me okay?

After we arrived in DC the first thing we did was go to the Arlington, the huge-assed cemetary. I believe besides passing by the thousands of graves we stopped at two sites. The JFK memorial and the tomb of the Unknown soldier. After such we went back to the busses to move on.

We arrived at our second destination shortly after. It was a large cluster of things. I first walked to the Vietnam memorial, a long wall with thousands of names of dead people on it. I then walked over to the Lincoln memorial. It was huge. I see not why it was so large. It had the Gettysburg address written on the left wall and his speach for the second presidency on the right wall, and of course mega-him in a chair against the back wall. I then walked over and stared at the Washington monument for a moment before walking down the path alongside the lake-like thing you would always see in movies and such that depict such a monument. When i made it to the end I saw what was one of the best things there. The Atlantic Memorial. It was a compilation of many fountains and looked really nice. I wish I had taken a camera. After that I jogged the long way back to the busses and stopped at a stand to get a pepsi along the way. We got back on the busses and continued.

The next stop on our trip was Union Station. It was a splendidly designed, rather enourmous place. The first stop was downstairs for lunch. Since the Cajun place down there was advertising so loudly I decided to give it a try. The Cajun chicken along with the sides was rather good. They put enough on the plate for it to be filling as well. I had a nice big rootbeer with it. Definitely beat school lunch by a mile. Afterwards I went upstairs where their were a bunch of stores. I didn't see anything worthwhile but I was bored so oh well. After that I went back outside and met up with eveyone else.

We from there proceeded to walk up to the Supreme court building. We listened to a guy talk about it in the courtroom and it turns out their are a couple of interesting facts about the building. It had very elaborate sculptures and engravings and such. All of which was inlaid with 23kt gold!! So that's where our tax money is going ... They also have a basketball court right above the court room, and I thought the supreme court was the highest in the land, heh. We from there walked downstairs and looke around. It was pretty blah down there. After that we walked out in front of the White House and lounged around. I nearly fell asleep as it was an hour wait. Then the busses came and when I was getting on this one person who was in my chemistry class last year was saying te each person as they went by "you're crazy". When I went by he looked twice at me and said "You're Insane!!". That was pretty funny I thought.

The next place was very interesting. We went to the Smithsonian next. The basment was the science area, the middle was the culture area, and the top history, if my memory serves me correctly. I loved the science area. Their was a bunch of information on nuclear bombs and stuff. It was pretty cool. The middle section had with the culture wasn't as good, I think they had a whole section set aside for the beatles.... blah. The history section didn't thrill me either, but some of the stuff there was relatively interesting. After that we left and came home. We arrived at the school at a quarter til 8 and I was home by a 8:30 - 8:45.

I didn't do too much this weekend all in all. I slept a lot and started back into reeadin a book that I bought about a year ago on Java and XML. I also messed with a little web design and helped a little(and became an admin in the process) at a gundam guild on Gaia.

I haven't had a whole lot happen lately. It's been a fairly slow week. I've been doing schoolwork(or at least I'll let myself think that), and messing around on my computer. This weekend I decided to do a little maintenance. It took a forever and a half but I got it done. I defragmented the hard drive, ran scan disc, cleared out unneccessary programs and files, reorganized things for the first time in ages, and I ran BCWipe. BCWipe took roughly 22 hours to run!! It takes ages to run but it has a doozy of an effect. I'll be needing to uninstall my XVid codec and to delete it from the win32 folder as well, then to reinstall and pray that the glitch won't nail me anymore(anytime a thumbnail of an X-Vid video file is created it crashes explorer.exe). I saw something about it on the divx forums and i'm going to try it and pray it works. I'm probably going to put in a second hard drive soon and have it running on Mandrake 10... If indeed the jumper settings for the hard drive are written on the bottom of the hard drive. I do believe I also have the senior class trip on Friday. Heading off to Washington DC we be. I have to be there at the 5:30 in the morning ><, and I won't be home til 8:00pm. I don't really have a whole lot else to say... I'm boring.
~onewingedangel(5:35PM EST)

I cut the file size for it in half a few days back so it should load much faster now. I'm still looking for any bios and or good pictures(decent quality and size around(or at least reasonably proportional to) 250(width)px by 350(height)px). If someone actually does manage to come up with it then email it to me. I haven't actually gotten any yet. Oh well, guess it'll never be completed.

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . ." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on talking about your problems.

3. If the person says he's Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

4. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter and Siegel services... You: "Hang on a second." (few seconds pause) "Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?"

5. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy!! Is this really you? I can't believe it! Judy, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.

6. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends . . . would you be my friend?"

8. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?"

9. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "Uh-huh", "really", or, "That's fascinating." Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn't give your credit card number to someone who's a complete stranger.

10. Tell them you work for the same company they work for. Example: Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Watertronics." You: "Watertronics!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?" Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas." You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business and how's the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."

11. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they would be so kind as to give you their phone number, you'll call them back. If they say they aren't allowed to give out their number, ask them for their home number and offer to call them at home. If the person says, "Well, I don't really want you to call me at home," say, "Yeah! Now you know how I feel!"

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The last couple days have been a little slow. Yesterday we had a quiz in trig and first period was extended because juniors were having some sort of standardized tests in english. From the way it looks most of the other people are having in trouble in that class or something, and here I am thinking it's too easy, imagine that o.o;; The rest of that day was really sleepy too. We had a quiz in physics too. I don't think I did too bad on it, guess I'll know tomorrow. Today I stayed home because I had an appointment. I slept most of today for that reason. I'm bored, I'm gonna go find something to do, talk to you later.

A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam stopped him and asked,
"Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

I cut the file size for it in half a few days back so it should load much faster now. I'm still looking for any bios and or good pictures(decent quality and size around(or at least reasonably proportional to) 250(width)px by 350(height)px). If someone actually does manage to come up with it then email it to me. I haven't actually gotten any yet. Oh well, guess it'll never be completed.

Do you feel Anything at all?
Do you hear stesp at the door?
Do you reckon the smell of ....?
It's life-the the dark that binds you

Frightened by your own smell
Bitterness will run you through

Silent screaming
Turning, twisting the alphabet
Frantic Eyes
Awaiting the answer
Splinters of a poem
Fragments of what you used to be
Habitual and gullible
Run-down memoirs is all that's left

Do you wish to sleep?
Do you aim for the shadow?
Do you feel infected?
It's life-the the dark that binds you

It's the cowardice that pulls you under
And takes you to the end, where it begins
Release, the world is waiting on you arrival
Close you eyes, as we witness another bullet ride

Do you know about atrocity
Do you that everybody's gone?
Do you know that you're on your own?
It's life-the the dark that binds you