I'm going to change it so only two days post show, be sure to scroll down and read multiple posts, when i post, i often post a whole bunch, broken into several smaller ones, so yup, just thought i'd say that, seeing as this is my fifth post today

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three
people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money and all that). When they
get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Britney Spears says it's good to masturbate and for girls to talk about it.

The singer, who has just released a song titled "Touch Of My Hand," has told the US magazine People that women should "make themselves happy" and then let their partners "kind of follow up."

She said: "It's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way sometimes. It's life. Guys can talk about it. Why can't girls? It's a positive thing. I think if you say you don't do it, you're lying." She said "Touch Of My Hand" is an ode to masturbation.

Spears says she doesn't "do it all the time," but "if you say you don't do it, then you're lying." Spears says masturbating teaches you what turns you on. Then, she says, "you're able to give more to other people."

In related news, Spears has responded to Kendel Ehrlich, the Maryland
governor's wife, who said, "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

"



She probably needs to get laid"", Spears told Entertainment Weekly.

-- MTVE.com

Congratulations, Dustin!

Your IQ score is 135

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I've actually heard a thing or two, sounded pretty good.

Another font that I like to use that i've been too lazy to use, Aciddreamer, tis a neat font

Today kicked a little bit of ass for once, we got out at one ten since the incompetent people of virginia can't drive in the winter, so hell yes! I got to miss fourth period which I didn't really want to go to today, I was exhausted, until I took a nap around 5:00pm, so now I'm up as of 6:40pm, and I had dinner, and everything is going smoothly for once, school might even be cancelled tomorrow, again, due to the incompetent virginian drivers(as my parents said, and I doubt they'd lie about that). To make all of these things better, good things are happening here too. I now have 301 visits!! *celebrates*, and i really did celebrate too, I jumped and touched the cieling(new record, cieling there must be at least 9', if not 10', or wait, that's when i was celebrating when school let out early...)

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