Ughh
Today went pretty smoothly I think. It's now 12:33, time to start my homework that's due this morning right? Of course it is, don't give me that look. I made it past the rest of the people on my list and I'm now back on track here. Lets see, what happened today. I went to school. I tested out of web design 1....that test was horribly deprecated, lets run that through the w3's validator shall we? Hahaha, well, they put me in 'finite math' which looks like a dumbed down version of the statistics class I had in high school. Blah. Might we also note again that we shall hate my english class? There is little else for me to say right now so I'll leave you some links to a bit of humor.
Quizzes
>Omae wa dochira juunishi no MEMBAA desu ka?
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theOtaku.com: What Tokyo Mew Mew Character Are You?
Guru has spoken. You share this result with 2% of respondents. Wow, Rare ne?
You're Yuki - the mouse.
Which Fruits Basket Character Are You?
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Are you Addicted to the Internet?
L33T H@x0r (81% - 100%)
You live and breathe the Internet. You rarely leave your computer(s) for fear of going through withdrawl. You are beginning to say "lol" and "brb" in verbal conversations and you haven't seen your friends face-to-face in months if you don't count their web cams. Maybe it is time to back away from the computer slowly and go get some fresh air? The Internet will be here when you get back!
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Satiracle english assignment
Now complete your goal statement: Please write in complete sentences.
Describe the Problem:
My problem is that I have no major problems. I don't have anything to complain about to make my life appear dramatic and interesting.
Describe the Goal:
My goal is to create a variety of problems for myself to make things interesting. I should run myself completely out of time and sleep, get a dead-end job. do things to stress myself out such as talking to people, get a vehicle that barely runs, and wreak havoc on my computer. These dramatic things will make my life seem interesting.
Steps for Achieving the Goal:
The first step in achieving my goal is to put in applications at as many fast food restaurants as possible. They will preferably be a good distance from my residence. This will give me more things to complain about later. The job should entail wildly random hours to deprive me of sleep and will to live as well. I will make an effort to socialize and make 'false' friends that will use me for a while before hating me. Interaction with others, especially those that are rather disagreeable to our particular personality, are said to add much drama to your life. I know this from the second hand experience of reading other peoples' blogs. It is imperative that I obtain an unreliable vehicle. Repairing vehicular malfunction is said to be very expensive. Expense is a leading cause of stress. I can practically hear myself complaining already! I need to switch Internet browsers back to Microsoft Internet Explorer so via casually surfing the Internet I can be safely assured that my computer will be infected with various viruses and trojans. These will likely cause my computer many problems. Computer problems are a popular and dramatic topic to complain about. People just can't seem to hear enough about how other people's computers “aren't working.” I also find this topic amusing for these problems are almost always resultant of the users lack of computing knowledge.
Test of Achieving Goal:
I will be certain I have achieved my goal when my 'blogs' comments are filled with emotional cries of sentimentalism and pity. |
