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Monday, January 19, 2004


blahy!
Well, i'm back for the night, so far all we took was a chair, couch, recliner, tv, a few random items, most of the video game stuff, the ps2 and game cube, and umm, my one red boom box type thing, and most of my cds, yeah, that's all i think, i'll keep the computer here as long as humanly possible though, i don't know when verizon will drop by with the adsl modem, and i'd die without my precious internet *cries*. um, disregard that comment, lets see, my room is going to be pretty big, somewhere in the neighborhood of 17x12, not too bad, the place has hardwood floors, that'll take some getting used to. umm!! NOTE: Mireiyu, we're lucky enough to not have wire hangers, we use plastic ones, lucky us i guess, eh, though wire hangers make such fun toys ^^ umm, nothing else to say, so on to the a joke or two first

Jokes


Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospitalwaiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins." "What a coincidence," the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for the 3M
Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down!" An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the third man -- who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!" After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him repeatedly muttering the same phrase over and
over again: "I should have never taken the job at Millennium Computers... "I should have never taken the job at Millennium Computers... "I should have never taken the job at Millennium Computers...!!!"

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from basement to attic and there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my kid through college somehow, don't I?"

Quizzes




the internet junk slacker test deems me:
100% slacker





you have little regard for yourself or others, as long as the cable is still hooked up to the tv and there is food lying around you are content, and the only good thing about a your bathtub is it holds the keg and ice!







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Well, ok.. You are a Balanced Geek!

You see the sense in keeping up to date with the latest technology, and enjoy sci-fi purely as a form of entertainment. You have had the odd time where you are up all night in front of the computer- though overall you're a well balanced individual. Embrace the geek that's waiting to come out- that would be so l337!
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