Today was rather slow, hellish, and boring. The schedule was off today among other things. I had a test in trig which took the full 82 minutes. English was the usual bore. Gym was more weight lifting. It'll be that until it's over too. Physics we got our quizzes back and watched a little video.

I haven't done a whole lot since I arrived at home. I've been listening to music and resisting the temptation of sleep. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a day older, and a year older too. New number now, 18. I had an enourmous peice of angelfood cake and some ice cream(vanilla with reeses chunks and fudge throughout it). I havne't done anything since then either. Such a boring birthday. Well at least I managed to get around $110. Not too bad though I'm now one year closer to old as dirt. Well I'll be going now
~onewingedangel (7:55PM EST)

I started working on that site for Flava again recently. It would be great if it could be quickly finished. I could use some good character bios(for characters that don't already have good ones, either original or copied exactly with the url it was taken from), good images(preferably 350px by 250px, taller would be okay, wider is a no-no, this is unless it's huge, just so long as it's reasonably proportional to that). If you have or could get any of these(pretty please!!) email them to bloodyangelz0@toughguy.net thank you, and it'd be great if you could spread this around, I can really use the help. It took many hours to get what's there now.... and I only got around a fourth of it. Thank you!!

A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the “craziest” thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child's toy. Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life preserver, managed to wash ashore on a secluded island.

Outside of beautiful scenery, a spring-fed pool, bananas and coconuts, there was little else. He lost all hope and for hours on end and sat under the same palm tree. One day, after several months had passed, a gorgeous woman in a small rowboat appeared.

“I'm from the other side of the island,” she said. “Were you on the cruise ship, too?”

“Yes, I was,” he answered. “But where did you get that rowboat?”

“Well, I whittled the oars from gum tree branches, wove the reinforced gunnel from palm branches, and made the keel and stern from a Eucalyptus tree.”

“But, what did you use for tools?” asked the man, amazed.

“There was a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed on the south side of the island. I discovered that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. Anyhow, that's how I got the tools. But, enough of that,” she said. “Where have you been living all this time? I don't see any shelter.”

“To be honest, I've just been sleeping on the beach,” he said.

“Would you like to come to my place?” the woman asked. The engineer nodded dumbly. She expertly rowed them around to her side of the island, and tied up the boat with a handsome strand of hand-woven hemp topped with a neat back splice. They walked up a winding stone walk she had laid and around a Palm tree. There stood an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.

“It's not much, but I call it home.” Inside, she said, “Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?”

“No, thanks,” said the man. “One more coconut juice and I'll throw up!”

“It won't be coconut juice,” the woman replied. “I have a crude still out back, so we can have authentic Pina Coladas.”

Trying to hide his amazement, the man accepted the drink, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged stories, the woman asked, “Tell me, have you always had a beard?”

“No,” the man replied, “I was clean shaven all of my life until I ended up on this island.”

“Well if you'd like to shave, there's a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.”

The man, no longer questioning anything, went upstairs to the bathroom and shaved with an intricate bone-and-shell device honed razor sharp. Next he showered -- not even attempting to fathom a guess as to how she managed to get warm water into the bathroom -- and went back downstairs. He couldn't help but admire the masterfully carved banister as he walked.

“You look great,” said the woman. “I think I'll go up and slip into something more comfortable.”

As she did, the man continued to sip his Pina Colada. After a short time, the woman, smelling faintly of gardenias, returned wearing a revealing gown fashioned out of pounded palm fronds.

“Tell me,” she asked, “We've both been out here for a very long time with no companionship. You know what I mean. Haven't you been lonely, too... isn't there something that you really, really miss? Something that all men and woman need? Something that would be really nice to have right now...?”

“Yes there is,” the man replied, shucking off his shyness. “There is something I've wanted to do for so long. But on this island all alone, it was just... well, it was impossible.”

“Well, it's not impossible, anymore,” the woman said.

The man, practically panting in excitement, said breathlessly: “You mean... you actually figured out some way we can CHECK OUR EMAIL HERE?!”