This week has been relatively crappy. I've been sick and stuff, not really sick but it isn't helping any. Symptoms are slight cough, headache, fatigue, dry mouth, sore mucusy throat, and nasial congestion. I've also had more nosebleeds than usual lately. Two in the last two days. Physics has been relatively easy this week. It was all rotational motion stuff. Trig was easy too. Today we had a quiz. It covered solving triangles(through the use of law of sines and law of cosines), It also had us find their area(A=1/2(ab)sinC and Herons formula), and also find the magnitude and direction of vectors. I aced it... I was also the first one done by a mile. Gym killed me this week. It seemed I had been slowly getting used to it.. then i got sick and it got worse than ever. English class is lame as ever. That's all it is... just - plain - lame. I haven't done a whole lot at home. I've been listening to music a good bit(mostly in flames,nirvana, and a perfect circle). I'm also beginning to rewatch Full Metal Panic. Well, I'm almost done now. I'm up to 18 of 24. The rest of my life is the laying around in boredom, and creaming my brother playing air hockey. I beat him 50-17 yesterday and 100-42 today. I can't really think of much else to say. If I missed anything(fat chance) I'll say it later. Ja
~onewingedangel(9:40pm)

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

I'm Tim!




Which Robert & Tim Show Character Are You?

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