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The last couple days have been a little slow. Yesterday we had a quiz in trig and first period was extended because juniors were having some sort of standardized tests in english. From the way it looks most of the other people are having in trouble in that class or something, and here I am thinking it's too easy, imagine that o.o;; The rest of that day was really sleepy too. We had a quiz in physics too. I don't think I did too bad on it, guess I'll know tomorrow. Today I stayed home because I had an appointment. I slept most of today for that reason. I'm bored, I'm gonna go find something to do, talk to you later.
~onewingedangel(5:37PM EST)
Random Humor
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam stopped him and asked,
"Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
A Quiz
You are the envision of nothingness. You are a grey
angel. Your wings are invisible, and as plain
as your soul, which has been stripped bare of
all emotions and feelings. But because of this,
you are ruthless, strong, and can't be out
willed. You are always silent. Barely any words
escape your lips. You are in a complete world
of your own, no-one gets in. And that's the way
that you like it.
You have been aorund since the beginning of the
world, so you have seen all. You know all. And
there is no being wiser that you. You are a god
in your own eight. But choose not to be. You
have even experienced death many times before.
You have suffered, and felt joy. But you habe
disregarded such emotions. So know you are
blank. Watching over the world. Waiting for it
to fade away.
Waiting for your chance to fade away...
What Type Of Angel Have You Become?
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Flava's Tournament
I cut the file size for it in half a few days back so it should load much faster now. I'm still looking for any bios and or good pictures(decent quality and size around(or at least reasonably proportional to) 250(width)px by 350(height)px). If someone actually does manage to come up with it then email it to me. I haven't actually gotten any yet. Oh well, guess it'll never be completed.
Wanna spread this link around?
In Flames - Bullet Ride
Do you feel Anything at all?
Do you hear stesp at the door?
Do you reckon the smell of ....?
It's life-the the dark that binds you
Frightened by your own smell
Bitterness will run you through
Silent screaming
Turning, twisting the alphabet
Frantic Eyes
Awaiting the answer
Splinters of a poem
Fragments of what you used to be
Habitual and gullible
Run-down memoirs is all that's left
Do you wish to sleep?
Do you aim for the shadow?
Do you feel infected?
It's life-the the dark that binds you
It's the cowardice that pulls you under
And takes you to the end, where it begins
Release, the world is waiting on you arrival
Close you eyes, as we witness another bullet ride
Do you know about atrocity
Do you that everybody's gone?
Do you know that you're on your own?
It's life-the the dark that binds you
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