Friday, May 12, 2006

jokes

Drivers License

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an F in sex.”

Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Good jokes, go to the job site again tomorrow. thats all, iam tired bed time is now. night night yall.
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Thursday, May 11, 2006

   graduation and things
the senior class is about to graduate... tomorrow during first hour i have to go to a church to practice for bacchaloriate (i know i spelld it wrong...) and i get to get outta PE!!! YAY!!!!!!!! anyways, kimmie is graduating... i really dont want her too... i am gonna miss her way to much! she is one of my best friends... she is meatloaf!!!! she cant go!!!! i love her so much and it's gonna be so hard not to cry... i dunno if i can even sing... knowing that she is going... i really dont want her too!!!! man, i never realized how hard this was gonna be...
anyways, on to something happy... ummm... last night, i didnt do much... i came home and took a shower and called levi when he got home and we talked forever... i love talking to him. he makes everything great... well, i have to go take a picture... ok i am back... anyways we are sitten here in choir watching our powerpoints... i already done mine and also today is group picture day and i had no idea... oh well, at least i look ok today... anyways well, i am outta thigs to say so i am gonna get offa here... update tomorrow or at seminar.. ttyl!!!
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

my weekend was PACKED!!!! friday at the last minute i talked to monica, my boss, and i had to go to work. i worked in the pitts by myself for an hour and a half and then pam got there and helped and i clocked out 8:30-9:00. and hung out with levi and thomas until 10 or so and then went home. saturday levi picked me up at 11 and we went to mcdonalds and then to work again... that was BUSY!!!!!! i have never seen so many people want taco salads and tacos and frito pies!!! lol! clocked out at 11 and then went to the bon fire. it was stupid i think and i didnt have a WHOLE lot of fun but i was there with levi, so i was happy. then i got home around 2 and went to bed. sunday levi picked me up and we hung out all day. i got a new cell phone--- still pre paid but better... and for some reason danny texted me last night and wants me to borrow his cell phone... i dunno why... i had my choir concert 2 nights ago. we messed up a little but i had fun. then i walked my little sister home and my step mom was a bit**... she told me i shoullda called and to leave. so i did and she told my lil sister that they have to prepare for all of the hurt and other shi* they have to go through after i leave. so i called levi's mom and we talked about it. she is so wonderful! i love her! levi won 3 outta 4 games last night.not really anything to update about... yesterday had school, came home, went to Cede and Pie's, called levi and went to bed. thats about it. levi and his dad are gonna work a week and get between 500-1000 dollars, so thats good. but thats about it. well, update later.

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Thursday, May 4, 2006

   i just read stuff on my greatestjournal site...
it was horrible... i dont know what to do or say... but its only 2 or 3 people's opinions i guess... i cant talk... no more for now... i dont feel like it...
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

   HEY!!!!
guess what?... one of my BEST friends is back!!! i walked in to school today and ashley was like "hey anissa, do you know who that is?" amd i looked and it was KAYLA!!!!! i cried my eyes out!!!! i was/am so happy!!! ya! anyways, my weekend, saturday there was no work so i went to levi's house... it was our anniversary!!!!!!! SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!! i am so happy! anyways, got sick on sunday, the race was p[ostponed till monday at 11. i didnt go to school cuz i was sick so i watched the race, 48 got first i think then stewart... kenseth got 6th and he is 2nd in points. so i am happy. its the points that matter for the championship anyways. well, thats about it. i have had the freakin hiccups for 2 hours tho!!! lol! well, thats all. update later!
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Friday, April 28, 2006

have a great weekend everyone! i KNOW i will! i am so happy!
well, yeaterday was one of the worst days ever... fight with my grandma... brett being a real jerk... but it was followed up by today and today is actually been great! we played bored games in P.E and i have had lots of laughs with my friends. i think work will be rained out tho, and that sucks... that means a boring sunday since i will see levi on sat. but good news... tomorrow is my 6 month anniversary!!!!!! ya!!!! i am so happy! happy anniversary levi!!!!!! i love you so much! you mean everything to me! see you tomorrow! update when i can.
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Thursday, April 27, 2006

   hey everyone
prom for the 11-12 graders is this weekend. my friend kimmie is a senior... i am gonna miss her SO much when she goes... i dont want her too! school is almost out! but there is bad with the good. i dont have a computer at home so i dont know how much i will be able to be on. that sucks! going to work this weekend and the mall to see my mom. so, busy yet again. well, there really is nothing else to say and theres bell anyways, i will update soon. have a great day!
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Monday, April 24, 2006

   havent updated in a while...
so, how are all of you? life my way is great! nothing really to complain about except for a guy here at school who thinkls he knows everything... lol! oh well! my weekends have been pretty booked, with working and seeing levi. i havent even had time to go see my mom. i am not supposed to because of court anyway. i miss her though. it's just hard sometimes sneaking around. i hate lying to my grandmother about it. but i need to see my mom. one day i will though. when i have time. i worked on saturday and i had fun. i like working at i-70 speedway. it is a lot of fun and i have a blast. i even get to see levi's mom and dad. i love them like they are my own parents. well, i am in school and i think the bell is gonna ring. ttyl.

anissa
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

   happy easter!
not too much to update on. not a whole lot has happened. i had a great easter. i spent it with levi and his family. it was the best easter that i have ever had. i loved it. saturday wasnt as great though. a guy named andrew wouldnt stop... he shouldda been fired but instead got a raise... i dont get it... that made me so mad. grr.... anyways... but after work i got to ride a bus around the track. THAT was cool! oh and carl edwards was supposed to be there but he wasnt. i had a great time on sunday though. i will NEVER forget my first real easter... with family and dinner and all of the love and warmth in one household. i loved it...
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Friday, April 7, 2006

   hey im happy!
"oh i wish i was a little bar of soap *clap clap clap* oh i wish i was a little bar of soap * clap clap clap* i'd go wishy washy whiney ove reverybody's hiney, oh i wish i was a little bar of soap. oh i wish i was a little piece of cake *clap clap clap* oh i wish i was a little piece of cake *clap clap clap* i'd go yummy yummy yummy in everybody's tummy, oh i wish i was a little piece of cake *clap clap clap*..."

anyways, today i had P.E again for about two hours. well we played woofleball for like 45 minutes. then mrs. mulheron got really mad at the guys cuz they were fighting and made us go get dressed so we went into coach perry's room and watched "The Lion King" man i have seen that movie a million times. "the circle of life...." it's good. quit frankly though i didn't want to watch that movie because i always cry. i always cry when moofassa dies. it's heart breaking to hear "dad, wake up... come on dad... we gotta go home...we gotta... dad... wake up!!!" i seriously cry everytime. i even cried today... well, more like bawled. that movie is a good one. you always know it is when you bawl the millionth time you have seen it. anyways, we didnt get all the way throught the movie though. we ended cuz bell rand right after simba met timon and pumba "can we keep him?... please timon?" and then simba grew up... it was right before simba and Nalla met back up. they were such cute little cubs huh?... "pinned ya.... ha, pinned ya agian" it also came to my attention watching it again to day that the voice of nalla is a little black girl... interesting huh? oh and one of the hyennas is woopee goldberge. you know woopee shaves her eyebrows off. if you didnt know that and you want to find out i would advise the movie sister act... not just to see her though... it's a really good movie!!! anyways, on to the rest of the day so far.... right now this is 2nd block of testing, but guess what?... im done!!! hehehe! so now i am in spanish class... well not really... it's a free day and half of our class is here in the library and half of our class is in mrs. mulheron's room watching aladdin... so here i am.

the storms weren't as bad as foretold. it only rained alot and we got a lot of lightning and a little thunder. thats about it though. cassie and i sat and watched supernatural last night though i dont remember any of it because i was on the phone...lol!

anyways, i JUST wrote this... holland walked in and i had to do something... so here it is...

Once in this dream I had,
I was all alone in a place so dark
A place so scary
A place with an evil mark
I walked around
I walked alone
Then suddenly there was light
Hi s love had shone
He was standing there
Eyeing me
Looking into my eyes
I saw no uncertainty.
I feel in love
With his beautiful eyes
His love captured me
There was no more despise,
The place I was in Became so beautiful
There were no more dark swirls
Then I realized
I was in our world
It wasn’t a dream at all
But my own life.
But since I found hi,
There is no more strife.
I have fallen in love
So far in love
Nothing can break that away.
I am far above
I am above my sanity
All I want is you and me
I am so far in love
I found you and have you for all eternity.

anyways, thats that. it just hit me. it kept pouring out.

i have to go to work tomorrow... ya me!! lol! money!!! and i get to see levi. man i miss him. then i get to be with him all day sunday!!! i cant wait!!! have a great weekend everybody!!! i will update monday! talk to you soon.


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