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Tuesday, June 27, 2006


LET'S GO DUMBSTER DIVING!!!
HI!.....I just fell in a dumbster.....My mom called me and asked me to look for a recipt that she threw away, and told me not to worry because it was at the top of the trash bag that I had recently threw out in the dumbster this morning....Sure, no problem....So I went to look for it and couldn't find it. Did I mention it's over 98 degrees here? yeah, and I had almost gotten through all the stink and leftovers when I saw it towards the bottom...did i mention how bad it smelled?....I tried to reach for it (i'm very tall and can get pretty close to the bottom of the dumbster if I tried) but the freakin' dumbster is on a mound of grass and dirt and tilted and I FELL IN!!! I NEARLY PASSED OUT FROM THE STENCH! I had who knows what all over me, and grandma's leftovers all over my shirt. It stunk real bad. I can't take a shower because

1) i already took one this morning and
2) no...more...water

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*eye twitches* I CAN'T STAND TEH SMELL!!!!I changed clothes, washed my face and arms with soap and water from the sink (we still have water, just not in the shower ^^;; it's weird) and done what I could and I still smell~ *sob*

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