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Friday, September 2, 2005


   Who the h#ll is Bob?
I would like to use this post to tell you who Bob is. Bob used to be my benevolent imaginary friend that just happened to be a male powder blue unicorn with a rainbow on his butt. (Think My little pony style) But he didn't like the fact that he was a unicorn so he trusted me in keeping his secret and not telling anyone. But it was just so dang funny that I had to. I told a bunch of my friends, and it was quite funny, until Bob turned evil. He changed form and turned into the malevolent being he is today, and its all my fault! Now in his evil form he tries to trick me into consuming tainted doughnuts, and tries to eat me in my sleep. Since he has been trying to plot my death, without results, he tried to make another evil force to deal with me. (Me being the retarded person that I am, gave Bob his own imagination when creating him.) So he made a giant, obese, dragon version of himself to deal with me, but also to no avail. So now Bob has become bored with me, and started picking on the race of Pinatas, by throwing flaming cookies at them. And to share in the fun, bob has created Bobetty, his girlfriend. Bobetty was not gifted with superb imagination like Bob was, so she is rather stupid, as it is easier for Bob to control her that way. I have banned Bob from Iowa since moving to Florida(so he wouldn't bother my friends) but since I did not create Bobetty, I cannot control her, so she loves to frolic about the towns, wreaking havoc.



If you want to here more I these tales tell me, and I also want o mention that I'll take requests for fanart, although I'm warning you that I'm not the greatest.






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