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Saturday, August 21, 2004


I'm all out of Jolly Rancher phrases. Sue me.
You know what irks me? Bullet-time. It was cool and cutting-edge back in 1999, but by 2002 every other action movie had some sort of slow-motion spinny scene thrown in the mix. It's almost as if action directors thought that people wouldn't be interested in a fight scene if there isn't a boring pause showing the lame expression on the awful actors' faces right in the middle of it all. There were many movies with good action far before the advent of bullet-time. Why does all of Hollywood have to follow the trend? It's not like it's ground-breaking or even entertaining anymore. Even the Matrix sequels did it so much it became stale and predictable.

*imagines Fried Green Tomatoes with bullet-time mixed in* Heh heh..

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I'm talking with Azure about parakeets right now, simply because I saw some cool ones in Petsmart yesterday. He then started mentioning some of his parakeets' names, which include The Yellow One, Cookies 'n Cream, and- get this- Blue Blue.

And he himself, a 19-year-old college dude, named them. I'm telling you, if I had eighteen parakeets, I would give them all badass names. In fact, I'm going to make a list of my top 18 parakeet names. They're in no particular order or anything. I'm just listing them as they plop out of my brain.

- Terrance
- Fredrico
- Sergeant McMan
- s3xybabe84
- The Parakeet Formerly Known as Prince (It would be even better if it's purple)
- Tom
- Ralph Nader
- Melissa
- Janet Reno
- Loretta
- Matlock
- La Chupacabra
- Captain Murphy
- Bonnie
- Clarence
- Mary Tyler Moore
- Green Green
- THE SMASHINATOR

Hah. Green Green could kick Blue Blue's sorry ass.

Teh SillyCircus Day 6- El Smashinator versus Bonnie Hunt

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