Tuesday, May 3, 2005

Three's a crowd.

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Lea- Eew, unclean.

Mimmi- No, Mimmi. You're just going crazy.

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Shin- My brother didn't get the reference (and I barely did). He thought Peter and Lois's conversation about his experience with driving through malls was referencing a different episode where he did it, but I think he was mistaking that past sequence for The Simpsons.

Tony- I got tired of Tom and Diane pretty quickly, though. Their constant debauchery and insults.. *shrugs*

Solo- Yeah, it's good to see you back. *squints* Your purple isn't any lighter than usual now, by any chance, is it?

satan665- They're showing the new episodes of Family Guy and American Dad on Adult Swim a week after their Fox debut, I think.

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You know how in school they make you carry around an egg or flour sack or doll and make you care for it as if it's a real baby?

Yeah. Well, we're doing that next week. We're taking the doll route, as opposed to egg or flour.. We picked what kind of kid we would have out of a bunch of scraps of folded up paper.

Out of every person in the class, all 34 of us, with each person getting their own happy, normal baby, I have to impregnate the fictional baby machine and get triplets.

Triplets. Three girls.

I swear to God that this must be some sort of ironic karmic retribution for all of the making fun of babies that I do.

It transitioned to a huge amount of jokes from everyone. Coming up with triplet name jokes (Cup, O, and Noodles, for example), thinking of their future careers (Lawyer, Broadway Stage Dancer and the new Wizard of Oz), and so on.

Then I have the problem of coming up with three humanoid dolls. Don't quite know how to deal with that one.

Other interesting babies:

- An Asian girl and white boy that were switched at birth because the parents wanted the other's gender. Now that's unconditional love.

- A ghetto-fabulous pimp baby that's going to end up decked out in G Unit and other such bitchin' clothes. With the tags all still attached, of course.

- The antichrist.

- Raleigh Testicles (There should be a little bar above the e, making it sound like "Tes-ta-CLEEZ") Phelps

- Some sort of Star Jones namesake, I think.

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I've been playing Guild Wars a lot.. But not as much as my brother. This is one of those very rare games where he becomes haphazardly obsessive. Such other games include The Sims and Animal Crossing. I don't know how many times he's started gnawing at my leg like a pissed off chihuahua in heat because I went over my alloted time limit between these three games..

It's funny, though. As I've mentioned before, he sucks at typing, and gets frustrated when people leave before he can type up a question or trade deal. So he just kind of plays with the NPC mercenaries, which makes me feel bad for him, because the Henchmen are WEAK.

As for me.. I'm on an epic quest for cooler looking armor. At the moment, that is my one and only goal.

And just so you non-GW playing people don't feel left out: Mario! :D
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