Saturday, May 14, 2005

Yeah, baby, move that castle.

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Shin- You've mentioned the second one before. I remember slow-talkey man. :P

Godel- Heh heh. "Mr. Ho."

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Highlights of the day:

- No more baby-ness. That ended this week. I lost the little hat the yellow one wore, along with some scrunchie the red one wore as some sort of hat. Though neither was really my fault.

- Turned in my eleven poems. The teacher yelled at us for a while because she said that our poems were due yesterday, and that it was our fault, even though the sub did absolutely nothing to tell us this. I had them done, I just didn't know we were supposed to turn them in.. But I did an extra poem. That should make up for the five points off.

- Baby hackey-sack at lunch. My blanket got confiscated because someone took it and used it as a whip. Somehow my friend ended up with it at the end of the day. Even she doesn't know how it got there. I blame the blanket gnomes. Filthy little bastards!

- That crazy sub I went on about last time wasn't there the next day.. But he sure as hell returned on Friday. Once again, we stood outside our room for ten minutes, once again it took forever to be seated, once again he took forever to yell at us, and once again it took forever to get our work started. Today we did actual art.. If you can call copying a topography diagram out of history books art.

And we get him for the rest of next week, too! Hooray!

- Did the long jump in Phys Ed today. Apparently, when I do the long jump I lunge forward like I'm trying to kill some invisible meal ticket. My friends so kindly pointed this out to me, but I don't need to take that kind of thing from people who land like ballerinas. >:O

- The Drama Club did their big year-end production yesterday and today. My friend is in it, and has insisted that the play is absolute crap since she first got involved, which was only more motivation for me to come and laugh at it.

It was one of those "clever" reimaginings of classic stories- this one being Rapunzel. Such things were cute back in fifth grade, but by this point I think we should be beyond that.

Anyway, my friend played the evil witch, and another person I'm pretty close to was Rapunzel's mother. They were the only two you could actually hear.

It was a crap-play, for sure. The funniest parts were when people forgot their lines, and when people randomly ran onto the stage, prancing like they were at a renaissance fair, and throwing glitter everywhere. I was so out of it by this point that I had no idea what was going on. Just seeing people prance was funny.

Oh, and the guy that saved Rapunzel was black. The script, at one point, had someone say that the hero had "dark, rough hands." I'm pretty sure they didn't cast this guy because he was black, and that the script didn't mean to imply that the guy was supposed to be "of color," but I couldn't help but burst out laughing once that happened.

- We went back to my friend's house an debaucherized for a while.

- Voyeurism.

- Kool-Aid. The dog drank out of one of the glasses, and the person who had it didn't notice. That was great.

- Played Doom 3. I was bored.

- Locked everyone else outside. They, in turn, went somewhere else, so I caught up.

Dual air rifles in hand.

- Tossed around one of those nerf footballs. It became more of a bludgeoning weapon than a sport tool, though.

- My friend got hit in the balls four times. The first time he got punched there (I'm not sure if it was on purpose or not), the second time he got kicked (that one was intentional, fo' sho), the third time I threw the nerf ball at him and it hit him square in the private area. By this point he was lying on the ground in a fetal position, making noises that were neither laughs nor sobs. The fourth time we were carrying a ladder across the yard, it dropped, and hit him again.

Poor, poor guy. I only got pegged with the football once.

(side note: The entire time we were doing this stuff, we were out in the front yard, and all of these crazy Mexican cholo dudes were watching us and laughing. I don't like them very much, though at the time I didn't care.)

- More voyeurism.

- I came home and played Guild Wars for a bit.

- Bought the Pixies B-Sides album, after choosing between Bossanova and this. I decided to go along with Shin's opinion. I was leaning towards that one anyway.

- I wrote a rather long and pointless myOtaku update chronicling my day's events, which surely none of you care about.

EDIT: I just read 1up.com's Perfect Dark Zero feature.. There's some cool stuff in the multiplayer. It got me giddy and excited, unlike that turd of an MTV special.
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