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Tuesday, February 15, 2005


Annoyed, and listening to the unknown Death from above 1979!- Tate museum workshop visit! Sorry it's late! Couldn't go on internet!
Long post today! Had fun at Tate!

Went to Tate today! Very fun! I did this pic, made out of hard card, and we basically made it break the rules. I made mine swear, and put it’s fingers up. There were some very interesting people, and we told each other stories about ourselves, and stuff. At the beginning to start with, we introduced ourselves, and said the last rule week had broken in a space of a week. I couldn’t think of anything, and they said I was very good! Far from that! Jeez! Then we told each other how rules were stupid, and then we went upstairs to the actual Tate, and we were saying how we couldn’t really take pictures of the portraits. We had our pictures taken with the pictures we liked, with a digital camera, and then we went downstairs and started on it ,even though the woman was printing them out. I’ll do a picture the actual thing, and I’ll do me version when my mum gets the photo she took of it processed. I started it, and it was crap, as per usual, and then I started it again on the other side. There was this other girl, and she did the same one, but made the man gay. God knows why! He was saying, “I am comfortable with my sexuality!” Yep! Why? I then did it ,and he had allsorts of different hair colours! Then he had big lips, and he ‘was so purty’! Then we had to go outside, because there was a fire alarm, and wasted 10 minutes of our time, and then we had to go the WHOLE way round the museum! Then we were rushed, and I didn’t finish it. I was me normal weird self, and this girl kept saying, “Everything is in that cupboard!”, and then I said, “Yes! Even dead bodies!” in an amusingly ghost-like voice. She was “Huh??”, raising her head in confusion, and the fact she had just heard something grim. “Who said that?” I laughed, amused at the situation at hand. I said nothing though.
“Was that you?” she asked. I laughed again, and then smiled. Me one said, “Piss off you bastards! I’m working! Fuck off you cunt! And you bitch!” very refreshing I think! People were looking at all 6 of us, girls, and then we were photographed beside the proper portrait. We did a picture of them , and then we put up our poster-people-things infront of us, and we were photographed, and we had Polaroid pictures of ourselves, which came out very well! When I got back, and it was time for home, I had to, to me dissatisfaction, fold it! To me happiness though, it came out alright.
The low-down of the people: one was a gay man, a lady-man, a white woman who loved a black man in the old times, can’t remember when, my ugly man, a pretty lady, and a man. We had a joke about offending old ladies and give them a heart attack! Huh! Yeah right!

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