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Friday, February 17, 2006


   A funny story I did on this forum I@m on! Icons were used.
Me: How was your Valentines?
Please keep in mind I have no boyfriend!

Jesus: Why dont' you have a boyfriend Amaris?

Me: Because I'm a freak! Will you love me Jesus, and I can have your half-God, well whatever part God, part-human children?

Jesus: No Amaris. I will live my life licking other guys' dicks Amaris! I'm not that way!

Me: Even Jesus doesn't love me!
What does God think of this? Liking men Jesus? I'm telling off you!

Jesus: Where the f*** do you think I got the example from? I AM HIS messenger!

Me: I dont' like you. WAIT! Who does God love then?

Jesus: I dunno. He just sends me messages!
He DID do it with Mary! Both Mary Magdelene too!

Me: So he's bi?

Jesus: God has no boundaries.

Me: So he's a whore.

Jesus: I guess so. Never thought about it. But you are human. Give us a hug!

Me: No you dick licker! I'll shoot your arse!Ha!

Jesus: I forgive you Amaris!

Me: Do you think I care? Fear the wrath of Vegeta! (icon of Vegeta)

Jesus: Ohh! He glows! Does he glow in the dark?

Me: You are such a fucking perv Jesus!

Vegeta: Yes I do glow in the dark! Want to see me tonight?! *looks at Amaris and whispers* Dont' tell Bulma this!

Me: Why the hell wouldn't I? You are cheating on Bulma with JESUS! ALL RELIGION HAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW!

Jesus: I'll give you kids if you don't tell Bulma!

Me: Nah. I'm fine all alone! You go and do your man to man thing! I'll die alone!

Jesus: I will always love you y'know!

Me: Yeah! And everyone else! Especially a particular love for Vegeta!

Vegeta: I love you too though Amaris.

Me: And what about Bulma?

Vegeta: She's just something on the side. She doesn't mind.

Me: f*** you! You have a kid!

Vegeta: Uh. So?

Me: Will you give me kids, and look after me, when ANOTHER saga, threatening the world comes?

Vegeta: No! I'm with Jesus!

Jesus: *sticks out tongue*

Me: I hate you Vegeta! And you Jesus!

Jesus: I love you anyway.

Me: Love you too J.C.! If you really love me, will you ask God to give me a boyfriend, which he preferably hasn't 'touched'?

Jesus: As I said! I get messages from him! I'll try to persuade him the next time we meet in bed though.

Me: Eww. Mental picture! Not nice!

Jesus: Hey! I do have feelings!

Me: So. Enough feelings not to love me!
I just want a kid who has powers like you to love!

Vegeta: Shut up!

Me: I'm leaving, as I now have so many more posts now! I had 209 posts before! Jesus. You fucking suck! Same to you Vegeta!

Vegeta: See you tonight?

Me: Yup!

Jesus: You have no morals!

Me: Like you do!

Jesus: Ah shut up!

Vegeta: *clears throat* You going then?

Jesus: Yeah. So me and Vegetable can get down to business?

Me: I guess so. I'm in the Air Force now, plus I've made a story! Seeya!

Vegeta: Bye lover!

Jesus: Bye Amaris. Guess I'll see you the second before you kill yourself on your 15th birthday!

Me: Thanks for the heads up!

Well, I said I don't like to RP, but I was bored!

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