Monday, February 23, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones: Episode One, Part One: HUMANS?!





Hey, Momma, you're a dear, you know that? I love having fans! This chapter is dedicated to you!


*Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo are walking through the forest. The computer doesn't feel like finding out where Sango, and Kagome are, so it won't. Suddenly, a puff of orange smoke appears in the path. The smoke solidifies into a tall, lanky, panther like creature with yellow fur, orange hair and eyes that are blue where they should be white. The figure strides off the path with quick movements. Miroku and Inuyasha stare at each other*

Miroku: Did you just see...?

Inuyasha: Yeah...I did...Shippo, did...? Shippo? SHIPPO!

*Shippo is running towards where the stange figure disappeared*

Shippo: C'mon, guys! Let's find out who she is! *Inuyasha pounces on him* Owf!

Inuyasha: Shut up, you idiot! It might be a demon!

Shippo *looks annoyed*: She's not a demon!

Miroku *quite attentive all of a sudden*: you said "she". You sure of that?

Shippo *taps his nose*: The nose knows.

*Inu groans, but sniffs the air. A slight, flowery smell hits his nostrils.

Inu: Yeah, the squirt's right. She's wearing perfume.

Miroku *straightens his robes*: Well, then...let's go meet her!

*Inu and Shippo exchange a look*

Inu: Uh, Miroku, she was a seven foot tall cat person...what makes you think she would like you?

Miroku *looks affronted*: I'm irresistable.

*Inu and Shippo fall down laughing.*

(Meanwhile....)

*Ozy sits on a rock, her back against a tree. Two puffs of smoke, one red, one green, appear in front of her. The smoke clears to reveal two figures just like her (Panteras), only one with red fur and green eyes and hair, and the other with green fur and black eyes and hair. Or, at least, they're like her for a second. then both are replaced by humans. One with red hair, the other with black. Ozy grins. The red haired human glares at her.*

Reece: What do you think you're doing?! You can't just decide to visit universes at random!

Ozy *looks above her at the blue sky, still grinning.*: I think I already did.

Reece *still glaring*: Well, you're an idiot! Now, take us home, right Grunge? *Looks at Grunge, who's staring at her in horror.* Why are you looking at me like...oh, no...*glances at hands for the first time* Ozy, you turned me...YOU TURNED ME INTO A HUMAN?!?!!!! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK NOW!!!! *starts hyperventilating* I don't wanna be a human! *Bursts into tears*

*Ozy shakes her head, and grabs Reece by the back of the shirt, and drags her over to a nearby stream, forcing her to look at the water. Reece looks, and stops crying*

Reece: At least you made me a cute human...

*Grunge is staring at his own hands, frowning.*

Grunge: I think we're both going to get you for this one, Ozy.

(Back with Inu...)

Miroku *shouting*: You take that back!

Shippo: ^_^

*Inu is rolling on the ground, laughing hysterically.*

Miroku: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! *pouts* I bet that cat-lady wouldn't laugh at me....

Ozy:*sticking her head out from behind the tree. She is now a human with flaming orange hair and lots of freckles.* Wouldn't I? Depends on why they're laughing.

Miroku *blushing*: ^_^; Never mind.

*Reece and Grunge come out of the trees. Miroku instantly stops staring at Ozy, and starts staring at Reece. Ozy looks relieved. Reece doesn't.*

Miroku: O.O

Reece *nervously*: O-ozy? Who's he?

Ozy *pulling Inu's ears curiously*: I dunno. Why do you have ears like that? *Inu sputters as Ozy moves on to Shippo.* And you've got a tail...hybrids? Mutants? Weird?

Inu: --_--: Demons?

Ozy: That was gonna be my next guess.

Grunge *sliding between Reece and the overly-friendly Miroku*: Right....

Ozy *ignoring Grunge*: I thought demons would be more...

*The bushes rustle...Sango and Kagome come dashing through, both looking very freaked. A demon, a huge snakelike one, is chasing them. The whole group stares.*

Ozy:...like that!

To be continued....
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Sunday, February 22, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones: Prolouge: Wherein Ozy has a Confession...



Ok, this post is in honor of Steel Girl...Steel, you don't know what you've unleashed here....heheheheh...




*Ozy, Grunge and Reece are sitting in the Treehouse...it's a boring Saturday Night...everyone has stuff to do except them....then Ozy speaks...*

Ozy: *looking at the tree house floor in shame* I have a confession to make.

Reece *Looks startledly at Grunge*: What? You don't really like messing around with the Space-time continuum?

Ozy *glaring darkly at Reece*: NO! I said "confession", not "lie"!

Grunge *tries to think of something that would make Ozy feel a need to confess*: You're forgiving the makers of Trigun for killing Wolfwood?

Ozy: *glaring even more darkly now*: Some things are unforgivable. That's not it.

Grunge + Reece *in frustration, neither of them have much patience*: Then WHAT?!

Ozy *even more ashamed*: I'm a copycat.

*Grunge and Reece stare, nonplussed.*

Reece *looks confused*: I thought you were a Pantera....*Grunge kicks her shin* Ow!

Ozy *jumps up and starts pacing*: No, I'm a copycat. I was looking at Steel Girl's site, and I liked the way she did her post. Now look. *points at computer screen where words are magically appearing* See? I liked what she did. I'm copying it. I'm hopeless!

Grunge *blinks, black eyes even more confused than Reece's*: Well, why don't you stop then?

*Ozy throws herself into a chair, pouting.*

Ozy: I can't! I'm addicted. *sniffles* Just think...I can have a record of what I do on my adventures...

*Reece + Grunge exchange looks of horror.*

Reece: You're joking, right?

Ozy *No longer looking ashamed. That has been replaced by a thoughtful glint in her eyes...*: Nope. *suddenly grinning fiendishly* On second thought, I could have fun with this. *disappears in a puff of orange smoke*

*Grunge + Reece stare at each other for a second*

Grunge *resigned*: Well, someone's gotta make sure she doesn't cause too much trouble....

Reece *shaking her head* Yep. C'mon.

Grunge + Reece: OZY! Wait up!!!!

*They both disappear in puffs of red and green smoke. The computer keeps writing, its screen filling rapidly. But the words that appear immediately after the disappearances? "Can't keep up with this Jones!"*

To be continued.....

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Saturday, February 21, 2004

I figuered out how to do links! *Does the Happy Computer Dance* Yay!
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Friday, February 20, 2004

   Dinner and a Show



Ok, last night was interesting. We went out to dinner with my grandparents, which was ok, my fish tasted funny though. We got a table seperate from the adults: WARNING! DANGER DANGER DOOM DOOM! That is a recipe for DISASTER most of the time, but we actually behaved last night. Weird. The waiter was very cute, but of course I didn't say anything...then, halfway through dinner, we look out the window to see this guy get pulled over by a police car. So of course we just think, "Oh, some dude got pulled over for speeding." When he's still there after half-an-hour, we start to wonder. Suddenly, there are two police cars...five minutes later there are THREE!! Once the whole restaurant is watching out the windows, the police get the guy out of his car and frisk him! Not only did he get frisked, he got arrested and taken away in a police car! So now we (my brother Silver Falcon and my sis Thrush Battersea and myself..together we are Da Phat Katz*, but you didn't need to know that...) are all wondering...what did he DO? The two main theories are drugs or car theft. And the restaurant had very informative place mats...all about juice being good for you...oh, really! Hello Captain Obvious! And on the way home, we saw some other guy getting frisked. So our area was busy, police-wise, last night. Well, got to go. See youse guys latah! (a little Phat Kat rule: er becomes ah!)








*Phat Katz: our sad, "let's pretend we're rappers (or rappahs, as the case may be)" act. Only shows up when we're in weird moods....and our rappers sound more like New Yorkers as heard by Pennsylvainians...sad. Ain't America grand? By the way, you can be a Phat Kat too...just tell me, and you'll be an honorary Phat Kat...Check yah latah!
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Thursday, February 19, 2004

Otakuboards is back up! YAY! I will continue to update here, though...thank you Rustym and Steel Girl for actually commenting! I love it when people comment, what with being an attention-seaker and all...
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Hello, my loyal friends! I am in a good mood today...don't really know why. Have to pratice for a youth group church service tonight. Somehow, out of our 15+ member youth group, I got picked to sing in front of the whole church. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't even sing in one octave most of the time! Why me?! Ok, good mood is GONE all of a sudden. No more good mood. I think I just killed it...time to change subjects. Does anyone here really like Trigun without having seen it? I'm mad, I think. How can I like something I've never seen? I guess it's just one of those things...and if this is insanity, don't tell me, I don't wanna know!
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Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Addictions and insanity
I...actually, it's very hard to think of something to write when one's father is looming over one's shoulder. I'm going through this strange anime addiction that seems to include falling in love with certain characters from shows (translation: Wolfie and Vash ^_^) I've not been able to see yet. AAAAH!!!! Somebody, help me!!!! Is there a hotline for this?????0.o?
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Monday, February 16, 2004

Ok, I surrender!!! I've been doing too much ranting lately...life is good...look at the cool pic of 'Eriks' I found! ^_^
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Sunday, February 15, 2004

ARGH!!!!


Let it be known today that I absolutly loathe the holiday known as Valentine's Day!!!! It is nothing but the girls who actually have boyfriends, yapping on and on about how wonderful it is!!!! AAAAGH!!!!!
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Friday, February 13, 2004

  
I can't believe Otakuboards is down for a week or more! what am I gonna do?!?!?!?!
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