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Friday, October 15, 2004


   O...kay,.
OK, I actually had this conversation at work today:

Coworker: Ozy, I love you!

Me: Uh-huh

Coworker: No! I do! I feel this love for you deep in my heart!

Me: Um...if this feeling hits again, just tell me. I'll whack you on the top of the head with this tray, and it'll go away...

Coworker: No, Ozy...even the entire U.S. Army couldn't make my love for you go away...

Me: Um...yeah...well, we'll test your theory. Tommorrow, I'll send tanks to your house, and we'll see if you still love me...

Coworker: ...

I swear. This actually happened.

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