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Friday, October 22, 2004


  Ok, I just got my second paycheck today, the one where I get paid for most of the work I've done at Mickey Ds so far. I was overjoyed to see that I now have $$328.05 more than I had when I woke up this morning. But then, as I stood there, thoughts of greed and avarice (is that spelled right?) going through my head, a second, annoying little thought kept going through my head: how much am I not getting? So, against my better judgement, I looked at the little breakdown of where MY money is going:

What I earned: $$405.59

What I am getting: $$328.05

Federal Tax: $$29.64

Social Security: $$25.15

Medicare: $$5.88

State of Pennsylvania: $$12.45

SUTA (what is SUTA? could someone please tell me?): $0.36

MT/1%: $$4.06 (What IS this?!)

Local: $$5.46

THEY TOOK $$77.54! That's MY money!!! No fair!

Hence my theme music, found here...

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