Monday, February 23, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones: Episode One, Part One: HUMANS?!





Hey, Momma, you're a dear, you know that? I love having fans! This chapter is dedicated to you!


*Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo are walking through the forest. The computer doesn't feel like finding out where Sango, and Kagome are, so it won't. Suddenly, a puff of orange smoke appears in the path. The smoke solidifies into a tall, lanky, panther like creature with yellow fur, orange hair and eyes that are blue where they should be white. The figure strides off the path with quick movements. Miroku and Inuyasha stare at each other*

Miroku: Did you just see...?

Inuyasha: Yeah...I did...Shippo, did...? Shippo? SHIPPO!

*Shippo is running towards where the stange figure disappeared*

Shippo: C'mon, guys! Let's find out who she is! *Inuyasha pounces on him* Owf!

Inuyasha: Shut up, you idiot! It might be a demon!

Shippo *looks annoyed*: She's not a demon!

Miroku *quite attentive all of a sudden*: you said "she". You sure of that?

Shippo *taps his nose*: The nose knows.

*Inu groans, but sniffs the air. A slight, flowery smell hits his nostrils.

Inu: Yeah, the squirt's right. She's wearing perfume.

Miroku *straightens his robes*: Well, then...let's go meet her!

*Inu and Shippo exchange a look*

Inu: Uh, Miroku, she was a seven foot tall cat person...what makes you think she would like you?

Miroku *looks affronted*: I'm irresistable.

*Inu and Shippo fall down laughing.*

(Meanwhile....)

*Ozy sits on a rock, her back against a tree. Two puffs of smoke, one red, one green, appear in front of her. The smoke clears to reveal two figures just like her (Panteras), only one with red fur and green eyes and hair, and the other with green fur and black eyes and hair. Or, at least, they're like her for a second. then both are replaced by humans. One with red hair, the other with black. Ozy grins. The red haired human glares at her.*

Reece: What do you think you're doing?! You can't just decide to visit universes at random!

Ozy *looks above her at the blue sky, still grinning.*: I think I already did.

Reece *still glaring*: Well, you're an idiot! Now, take us home, right Grunge? *Looks at Grunge, who's staring at her in horror.* Why are you looking at me like...oh, no...*glances at hands for the first time* Ozy, you turned me...YOU TURNED ME INTO A HUMAN?!?!!!! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK NOW!!!! *starts hyperventilating* I don't wanna be a human! *Bursts into tears*

*Ozy shakes her head, and grabs Reece by the back of the shirt, and drags her over to a nearby stream, forcing her to look at the water. Reece looks, and stops crying*

Reece: At least you made me a cute human...

*Grunge is staring at his own hands, frowning.*

Grunge: I think we're both going to get you for this one, Ozy.

(Back with Inu...)

Miroku *shouting*: You take that back!

Shippo: ^_^

*Inu is rolling on the ground, laughing hysterically.*

Miroku: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! *pouts* I bet that cat-lady wouldn't laugh at me....

Ozy:*sticking her head out from behind the tree. She is now a human with flaming orange hair and lots of freckles.* Wouldn't I? Depends on why they're laughing.

Miroku *blushing*: ^_^; Never mind.

*Reece and Grunge come out of the trees. Miroku instantly stops staring at Ozy, and starts staring at Reece. Ozy looks relieved. Reece doesn't.*

Miroku: O.O

Reece *nervously*: O-ozy? Who's he?

Ozy *pulling Inu's ears curiously*: I dunno. Why do you have ears like that? *Inu sputters as Ozy moves on to Shippo.* And you've got a tail...hybrids? Mutants? Weird?

Inu: --_--: Demons?

Ozy: That was gonna be my next guess.

Grunge *sliding between Reece and the overly-friendly Miroku*: Right....

Ozy *ignoring Grunge*: I thought demons would be more...

*The bushes rustle...Sango and Kagome come dashing through, both looking very freaked. A demon, a huge snakelike one, is chasing them. The whole group stares.*

Ozy:...like that!

To be continued....
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