Wednesday, February 25, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones, Episode one, part two: Demons, Panteras and an Amorous Monk...oh, my!
*The demon bursts out of the trees, hissing. The group scatters. Grunge, Reece, Shippo and Miroku hide behind a large fallen tree.*

Grunge *to Miroku*: Do you guys get this every day?

Miroku: Uh-huh.

Grunge: Wow.

*Shippo tugs on Grunge's sleeve*

Shippo *innocently*: Does your friend know what she's doing?

Grunge *huh?*: What do you...*looks around* Hey! Where's Ozy?

Shippo:¬_¬ Uh, over there?

*Grunge stands up. Ozy is poking the demon's nose. She turns and waves.*

Ozy: See? This is more what I pictured a demon like. *Turns to the demon. Suddenly, there's a camera in her hand.* Smile, please!

Demon: ^_^

Inu *to Sango*: That's not something you see every day!

Demon *comes to his senses*: Prepare to die, foolish mortal! *Tries to bite Ozy*

Ozy *jumps out of the way. Demon bites a tree branch*: Foolish? That's not very nice! *takes slingshot out of pocket*

Grunge *to Reece* Where did she get that? I thought we took that away!

Reece *worried*: We did!

Inu *fed up*: What does that stupid girl think she's doing?! *pulls Tetsusaiga out of its sheath* She's gonna get herself killed!
*Grunge and Reece notice Inu stand up. Both start yelling*

Grunge: No! Stay put! Stay where you are!

Reece: Hey! Keep him where he is!

*Kagome and Sango both try to hold Inu back as Ozy pulls the...um....pully-thingy, I guess...of the slingshot back, empty*

Reece *jumps on top of Miroku, forcing him and Shippo face down on the ground*: Get down!

*Grunge tackles Inu, Sango and Kagome just as Ozy lets go. A ball of orange light shoots out of the slingshot, hitting the demon on the nose.*

Demon: Wha...? Heh heh... heh ... X__X *Explodes into ashes in a flash of orange light*

Everyone except Reece, Ozy and Grunge: O.O

Ozy *shaking demon ashes out of her hair*: Hmph! Stupid mortal indeed! *Puts slingshot back in pocket. Sees a Shikon jewel shard.* Ooo, pretty!

Inu *gritting his teeth*: We need that!

Kagome *glaring at Inu*: Be nice!

Grunge *helping Sango up* Sorry about that!

Reece *still on top of Miroku*: I think I broke something...!

Miroku: Here, let me hel-

Reece *stands up with lightening speed*: No! Thank you! I'm fine!

*Ozy rejoins everyone, holding the shard up*: Look what I found! *looks at everyone* Hey, why are you guys so dirty? *shakes her head* Never mind. Anyway, does this remind you guys of anything?

Reece *glaring as she tries to brush demon ashes off her kimono*: Yeah...that you were supposed to leave your slingshot in Principle Drexel's office!

Ozy *sticking her tongue out at Reece*: Are you kidding? He was gonna give it back to Mic. No, it reminds me of those crystals the shapeshifters use.

Reece: O__O! Give it to the nice demon now, Ozy!

*Inu heads towards Ozy, fuming*

Inu: Yeah, the nice demon!

Sango *whispering*: What is she talking about?

Grunge*also whispering*: Some friends of ours. Very powerful things, these crystals...which is why Ozy needs to keep her hands off of them.

Kagome: I can see why!

Grunge *frowns at Kagome*: Why would you say that? *looks towards Ozy, who has turned Inu into a Chihuahua* OZY!!!!!!!!!

Ozy *looks up from teasing Inu*: What?

Grunge *to himself*: "What," she says! TURN HIM BACK!

Ozy *pouting*: That's what he reminded me of!

*Shippo falls to the ground, laughing his head off*

Grunge *gritting teeth in an attempt to remain calm*: I don't care! You can't go around changing people...or demons...into dogs!

Ozy: I can't?

Grunge: No.

Ozy: Awww...*turns Inu back into a...well...back to normal* Here. *drops shard into his hand*

Sesshumaru *Stepping out of woods*: I'll take that, thank you!

Reece: *Drools* Who is he?

Miroku *jealous*: Only one of the worst demons alive...

Reece: Oh...


To be continued...
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