Sunday, February 29, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones, Episode one, part four: I'm too lazy to think up a chapter name for this one...
Sesshomaru *hiding behind Ah-un*: Why are we hiding?
Reece: Um, let's see...Ozy's flinging flaming acorns at us? Because I really don't want to have my whiskers singed off?
Sesshomaru: You don't have whiskers.
Reece: Right...bother. *Notices lightening* Oh, no...*peeks over Ah-un's side, and see something step out of the woods...a little yellow mouse-like something...and Grunge comes pelting by at an insane speed, yelling at the top of his lungs, followed by Inu, Miroku, Sango and Kagome*
Grunge: HELP!!!!!!
Reece *ducks back down*: What was that all abou... *realization sets in* O.O RUN!!!
Sesshomaru: Why? *lightening hits him. He falls to the ground, twitching*
Reece: That's why!
(meanwhile...)
Ozy: Do you smell sulfer?
Shippo *Sniffs*: Yeah! Yuk...
Ozy *Looks panicked for the first time since arriving* How'd he get here?
Shippo: Huh? Who?
Ozy *Picks up remaining acorns and stuff them in her pockets*: Never mind, just come on! Here. *picks Shippo up and puts him on her back, and starts running*
(meanwhile...)
*picaBob has Grunge cornered*
Grunge: Mommy!
Inu *sees what they were running from, and steps out from behind the tree*: What's the big deal? It's a stupid little...*kicks picaBob, who flies off into the trees like a football*...mouse.
Everyone: O__O;;;!
Inu: What? *turns and sees picaBob standing behind him, one eye glowing red, the other glowing blue* Uh...
*Woods turn white with electricity all the way to where Reece and Sesshomaru are*
Reece *lying on the ground twitching* : Somedays I just feel like killing Ozy...
(back with Ozy...)
Ozy: *Standing still as the electric wave passes on both sides of her without touching her* This is bad!
Shippo *freaked*: Why isn't it touching us?
Ozy: *turns to look at Shippo. One eye is red, the other blue. Her face is serious for once*: Don't ask questions. I can't give you the answers.
Shippo: Okay...!
(Meanwhile...)
*Grunge sits up, groaning. picaBob is sitting right in front of him. The other have landed in a heap.*
Grunge: How did you get out?
picaBob: Heh heh heh heh...
Grunge: Where's your collar?
picaBob: heh heh heh heh...
Inu: Not one for conversation, is he?
picaBob: *glares*: pica pica!
Inu:...?
Sango *glare at Miroku*: Get. Off. Now.
Miroku: *clearly thinks of refusing until he sees Sango's expression* Right away! *laughs nervously*
Kagome: What is that thing?
Grunge: It's...well...he's, um...it's hard to explain.
picaBob: *glares, holding a finger up to his mouth*: pica pica!
Inu: Let me guess...it just told us to shut up.
Grunge: The actual translation was more along the lines of 'Be quiet or I'll bite your finger off,' but I guess shut up would work too...
picaBob *sighs*: PICA! *a huge laser gun (think that thing that Tyr from Andromeda's alway hauling around) appear in his hands.*
Grunge: Right!
(meanwhile...)
Reece *finally manages to sit back up*: I'm gonna MURDER that thing! *stands up and starts stalking in the direction picaBob chased the others, dragging the still twitching Sesshomaru behind her*
(meanwhile...)
Ozy: Hey, computer! Drop the 'meanwhile', it's getting old!
Computer: But...
Shippo: Who are you talking to?
Ozy: No one!
Shippo: ^_^; *to himself* At least her eyes are back to normal...
(meanwhile...)
Ozy: I said drop it!
Computer: Sure, spoil all my fun...
Ozy: Yeah, that's me...
Computer: I'll go on strike!
Ozy: What?
Computer: I'll go on strike! I'll delete all your files, and I'll stop recording what you're doing.
Ozy: O.O Nooooo! Never mind! Say it all you want!
Computer: Thank you, I shall
Shippo: Would you stop that?!
(Meanwhile...ha ha ha the computer wins again....)
Grunge *starts crawling over to where Inu and the others are sitting*
picaBob: Pica? *points the laser gun at Grunge*
Grunge: *freezes* I'm just going to sit over there!
picaBob: Pica. *lowers gun*
Grunge: Thank you. *joins the others*
Inu: I can't believe this! I'm being held prisoner by a mouse!
Grunge: That is not a mouse!
Kagome: Then what is it?
Reece *burst through trees and pounces on picaBob.*: I'm gonna kill you, you little...!
*Once again, the woods glow with electricty*
Ozy *again stand still while the mayhem goes on around her*: Oh, no
Shippo: What now?
Ozy: *talking to herself* Zodiac...!

To be continued...

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