Tuesday, March 2, 2004

The Insane Adventures of Ozy Jones, Episode one, part five: The plot sickens...
Shippo: What?
Ozy*shaking her head*: "What" what?
Shippo: You said "Zodiac"
Ozy: No I didn't...
Shippo: Don't lie, you did. Who's Zodiac?
Ozy: *sighs*: That's a long story...
Shippo: We've got plenty of time.
Ozy: She's my...well...evil twin, I guess you could say...but we're not related.
Shippo: Huh?! How's she your twin then?
Ozy: I told you it was a long story...
(meanwhile...)
Reece *sits up* Oh, my head...!
*picaBob is pointing the laser gun at her, grinning as only an insane Picachu can grin*
Reece: Oh...right.
Everyone: Reece, you're an idiot!
Reece *Pouts* I am not...Sesshy...
Sesshomaru:...!
Reece: Make them take that back!
Sesshomaru *crosses his arms and glares*: No. You ARE an idiot.
Reece: Meanie...
picaBob: Would you shut up?
Everyone: O.O!
picaBob: Yes, you heard me. Shut up!
Kagome: Y-you can talk?
picaBob: Of course I can!
Grunge: Then why didn't you before now?
picaBob: Oh, no, my dear Grunge...I can talk. picaBob cannot.
Grunge: Z-zodiac?
*A tall, black furred Pantera steps out of a tree. yes. OUT of a tree. Don't ask.*
Grunge: W-what are you doing here?
Zodiac: I'm here because you're here, Grunge. Or rather, because Ozy's here. I can't let the dark side go unrepresented while she runs rampant over yet another universe. *leans against a tree, staring at Inu* And I'm rather glad I did, too...who's the cute dog demon?
Inu: !
Grunge: Well, uh, y'know, with all the stuff that's been going on, we never even got introduced, but, uh, he's, he's not available...I think he's got a girlfrien-
Zodiac: like that matters? So do you....
Grunge: What's that got to do with anything? You just want to kill me... *thinks about what he just said. Swallows hard* Oh, crud.
Zodiac *eyes glowing*: Not immediatly...
(meanwhile...)
*Shippo is sitting on a rock, watching as Ozy climbs a tree.*
Shippo: So, Zodiac...she's your genetic duplicate, only everything that you consider good she hates, and things in you that are good in you are evil in her?
Ozy: That's about it. *stands up on the branch*
Shippo: So....she most likely loathes your friends.
Ozy: Why do you think I'm hurrying? Woah! *falls out of tree* Some one's coming!
Shippo: It's Kagome!
(meanwhile...)
Zodiac: What's taking her so long?
Inu: Uh, you just sent her a minute ago?
Zodiac: Don't bother me with details, demon...*looks over at Grunge, tied to the tree upside dowm* You'd better hope she comes, Fed boy, or I'll let picaBob play wi' cha.
*picaBob grins maniacally...*
(meanwhile....)
Kagome: Zodiac...that's her name right? *Ozy nods* She says if you don't get back, she's gonna feed Grunge...his name, right? *Ozy nods again* She's gonna feed Grunge to that pica thing. *Ozy turns a light shade of green* Would she do that?
Ozy: Yep.
Shippo: Eww...
To Be Continued....

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