Friday, March 5, 2004

Legato?!?
Episode one, part six:
Shippo: So what are you going to do?
Ozy: *pulls out a walkie-talkie*: Call in the calvary.
(meanwhile...)
*Grunge and Reece have been reverted to their normal appearences. Miroku looks at bit alarmed by the tall Panther like figure he'd so recently been hitting on. Grunge is starting to look a bit light-headed from being upside down so long*
Reece: Ok, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna teleport out of here, so you guys need to be really close...
Sango: What about Grunge?
Reece: He'll be ok...Zodiac's fairly easy to manipulate, if ya know how she thinks. Besides, if we're all gone, she'll need him more.
Inu: Why don't I just cut him down and we all leave? *starts pulling Tetsaiga out of its sheath*
Reece: No, don-
Inu: Ow! *starts sucking on his fingers* What did she do to my sword?!
Reece: She's got all the weapons nuetralized. It's why you guys still have them.
Sesshomaru: If she's nuetralized the weapons, couldn't she just keep you from teleporting?
Reece: She could...if she knew I could teleport. That's new. I couldn't, last time she saw us. So...you guys ready?
Sesshomaru: Why do you ask?
Reece *shrugs*: It's a bit...uncomfortable if you don't know what to expect. So - wait!
*picaBob goes marching by, his laser cannon on his shoulder. He's now dressed in army fatigues, a camo bandana around his head. He turns and marches back towards Grunge*
Reece *grabs Sesshomaru's hand, take's Sango's hand with her other hand, loops her tail around Miroku's ankle, and puts a foot on Inu's robes* Hang on! *The whole group is enveloped in red smoke*
Zodiac: Wha? HEY! STOP...*smoke disappears.* ...them. Grrr...*glares at picaBob* I've had about enough of you. Go home! *picaBob bows, and walks into the tree* Stupid Pokemon...*turns to Grunge* Do you have any idea how hard it is to find good subordinates? *Grunge doesn't move* Oh, well. I've got someone better. Oh, Leggy! You can come out now! *Grunge's eyes go wide. He starts shaking at the sight of the tall man who steps out of a different tree.* Grunge, I believe you know who this is?
Grunge *weakly*: Only by reputation, Mister Bluesummers...sir. *gulps*
(meanwhile...)
*Ozy is pacing back and forth nervously. Kagome and Shippo just sit there watching.*
Kagome: Who'd you call?
Ozy: Friends. Guy named Scootcher, and Djenn, 'cuz she's good with negotiating, and Panzer, 'cuz we might need the artillarary, and Goth, 'cuz he'd kill me if anything happened to Grunge. Oh, and Gryr, but she doesn't really count. But - someone's coming!
*All three hide, but get out of the bushes when they see it's Reece and company.*
Ozy: Where's Grunge?
Reece: Zodi's still got him. *jumps back as Ozy starts shouting*
Ozy: You left my boyfriend with that psyco?! Goth is gonna kill me! I swear, you're not even goin to be able to find me once he's done! *continues ranting as everyone stares at the puff of multicolored smoke that appears behind Ozy* I'll be chewed into itty-bitty pieces!
New voice: Now, Ozy, would dear Goth ever do anything like that?
Second new voice: Yes I would.
*The smoke clears to reveal four new Panteras...one with purple fur, one with orange fur and a laptop, lugging a huge duffle bag, one with dead white fur, and one with white fur that was speckled with every color in the rainbow. The white one stomps up to Ozy, ignoring every one else. His hair is black, he's dressed in black, and has piercings all over.*
Goth: What were you saying about Grunge?
Ozy *laughs nervously*: Heh heh...is that a new eyebrow ring? I, uh, I haven't seen that one before...guys, uh, this is Goth.
Kagome *to Reece*: I can see why you guys call him that...
Goth: Don't change the subject, Oz. Where's Grunge?
*Ozy gulps, but doesn't have to answer 'cuz the multi-colored Pantera starts talking instead.*
Scootcher: Ozy, did you see Gryr yet?
Ozy: Yeh, she came through 'bout ten seconds before you guys...she headed that way. *points in the direction Reece and company had come from* She didn't stop to say hi, though.
Reece: Gryr's here? And we were walking around in the dark when Gryr's on the loose? *suddenly she has a death grip on Sesshomaru's arm.* OK, I would like to go home and hide under my bed now...
Inu: Who's Gryr?
Kagome: If she freaks her out that much, I don't think I want to know.
Goth *rounds on Scootcher*: Look, Spookynook, you dragged me here 'cuz you told me Oz had managed to get Grunge into trouble yet again. I don't want to talk about my piercings, and I DEFINATLY don't want to talk about Panzer's stupid wraith! *turns back to Ozy, who's trying very hard not to cry.* WHERE'S MY BROTHER?
Ozy: Um. With Zodiac? Back there?
Goth *rubbing forehead*: You left my little brother with that MANIAC?
Ozy: Um...
Goth: You're right, I am gonna k-
Panzer (the orange one): Actually, Goth, I think we've got bigger problems than just Zodiac now...
Everyone: WHAT??!??
Panzer *turns his laptop so everyone can see its screen. Zodiac is visible, but so is a tall man...a man with hair that looks suspeciously...blue.*: Recognize him?
Ozy: Oh, no!
Reece: Oh, crud.
Scootcher: She's bringing in her major players, Ozy...this is only going to get worse.
Ozy: Yeah...what am I supposed to do now? I can't play this game yet...I don't play for stakes this big!
Inu *to Reece* Game? Stakes?
Reece *shrugs*: That's the way they see this. It's strange, but hey. Just so none of 'em are playing with me...
To be continued...


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