Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Episode...oh, boy...I've lost count!
Reece: Well, get it back!

Panzer: Don't you think I'm tryin'? She's my wraith...

*The computer screen springs back to life, but now Zodiac is facing the camera...*

Zodiac: So, spying on me, are you? Just give in already! You know you have to play...

Scootcher: Ozy, get over here! *Ozy joins them, still looking dejected*

Zodiac: I've got two hostages now, Ozymandius...I don't think Panzer'll be very pleased if I off his wraith...the game starts at dawn, Jones...will you be ready? *the computer screen goes blank. The only sounds are the campfire, and two pairs of teeth grinding...Panzer's and Goth's*

Panzer: Y'know, Ozy, I'm REALLY starting to hate your Nemisis...if she hurts Gryr...

Ozy *stands up, completly serious but no longer crying*: She won't. We'll play the game her way...and heaven help her, she has no idea what she's unleashed...

Inu: What does she mean?

Reece: Zodiac isn't gonna know what hit her

Inu: Good.

(Meanwhile...)

Zodiac: What's the matter, Grunge? You look distressed...

Grunge * Is tied right side up now, but doesn't answer...is too busy trying to watch both Legato and Knives at the same time, jumping any time either of them moves...*

Zodiac: Well, if you behave, I won't do anything. And if I don't do anything, I won't let them do anything either. *Bends down to look at the small, transparent cat-like creature leashed to the tree* And you'll be a good girl too, won't you Gryrfal?

Gryr *sulkily*: Gryr will be good, if Zodiac be's nice to Grungy.

Zodiac: *Grinning a bit madly*: Of course.

Vorax: Zodiac, why are we herre again? Why did you drrag me into such a petty fued?

Knives: Good question...

*Legato just stands there looking freaky...something he's very good at...*

Zodiac *sighs deeply*: Because that fool Ozymandius's favorite players happen to be from your universes...

(meanwhile...)

*Ozy has changed back to her human form again, and is wearing a coat that looks very much like Vash's, only it's bright blue...she's got glasses like Vash's, except the lenses are normal glass. Her gloves are bright orange, and she has a gun..only it's a water gun...bright pink. She stands in front of a tree, muttering to herself*

Inu: Is she ok?

Reece: No...

Goth: But then, she rarely is.

Kagome: That's not very nice! She seems normal enough to me...

Djenn: What definition of the word 'normal' do you use?!

Inu: Her own, I think

Kagome: HEY!

*Ozy comes back over, her hands full of tiny discs*

Ozy: you guys want to help?

Reece: You know we will...

Ozy: *Glares*: Duh, you guys are a given...I was asking Inuyasha and his friends.

Inu: US?!?

Ozy: No, I meant some other Inuyasha...yes you, you doof!

Miroku: I'll help...

Shippo: Me too!

Reece: How about you, Sesshy?

Sesshomaru: Stop calling me that! I'll think about it...

Sango: I'll help, too.

Kagome: Count me in!

Inu: Why should we help? We had nothing to do with this!

Ozy: Yeah, I know...but if you don't help, Naroku and Kikyo will be given control of this universe if I lose...and I need all the help I can get.

Inu:¬_¬; Great...

Ozy: Please? I don't want to lose...Goth'll kill me if Zodiac even leaves me alive...*starts tearing up*

Inu: O_O! Oh, hey...please don't cry...I'll help!

Ozy *eyes instantly dry*: Thank you!

Sesshomaru *quickly* If he's helping, I suppose I must...

Reece: YAY!!!

Ozy:¬_¬! What is wrong with you? If we'd been here half an hour later, he'd have helped Zodiac!

Reece: And your point is...?

Ozy: Never mind. Here. Take this. *hands everyone a small metal disc with a strange squiggly mark on it* Keep this on you, and if Zodiac's troops 'kill' you, you won't die.

Reece *to Djenn* I thought those went to the principle's too...

Djenn: Apparently not...

Ozy *ignoring them*: Make sure you keep them with you. Now, if you will excuse me...*walks back over to the tree* Scootcher! What was the final count?

Scootcher: Three from Gunsmoke, one from 999, two from 451, and that guy from Tenchi's...

Ozy: Tenchi's? Oh, right...do you remember who I gave the disc to there?

Reece:O_O! You only gave one disc?!?

Ozy: ^_^; I only had one...

Reece *crossing fingers*: Please be Ryoko, please be Ryoko, please be Ryoko....

Ozy:* Puts hand on tree and closes eyes*: Guys...Friends and Brethren...you are needed...*Opens her eyes and they glow blue...* Open!

*A door appears on the side of the tree...Ozy grits her teeth...*

Ozy: Is it supposed to hurt this much?

Scootcher: It's not supposed to hurt at all...hold on...you'll be ok...

*Seven figures step out of the tree...the glow fades as Ozy collapses. Goth catches her as she falls*

Inu: Who are they?

Reece: Please be Ryoko, please be Ryoko, please..AAAAHHHHH!

*A blonde lady steps forward...*: Um....do you know why I'm here? I thought I heard Ozy, but....AAAAAAAHHH! It's YOU!

Reece: What do you mean it's me? It's YOU! *Turns to Scootcher*: Can I go home now? I'm not staying if SHE'S helping

Scootcher: Be nice. Hi, Mihoshi. Nice to see you...would you guys come out of the shadows, please? Ozy's out for the moment, but I need to see who she called...oh, ok...this'll work nicely. Vash the Stampede, Nicolaus D. Wolfwood, Dice the Tornado, all from 192, right?

Vash: Yep! Where's the doughnuts?

Djenn: Oh, you're why she insisted on those...they're in the tent. *watches as Vash runs to the tent. Mutters to herself* Hope he doesn't eat 'em all...hundred dollars worth of donuts...*spots Wolfwood* HEY! PUT THAT OUT!

Wolfwood: *Looks up from lighting a cigarette*: Hmm? OH! Hey, no! I need a smoke...*Djenn glares. Wolfwood swallows hard* On second thought, I can wait...

Panzer: *to Dice* Who are you?

Dice: I'm not allowed to say...It'll spoil on of Ozy's other projects if I do...

Inu: I'm not even gona ask...

Reece: Good. See? You're learning!

Scootcher: Ok, and...oh, Joey Wheeler?! *looks over at the drowsing Ozy* You could've given the disc to Yugi or one of the other duelers, and you gave it to Joey?!

Ozy:*sleepily*: He was the cutest...*snores*

Scootcher: Well, I hope you made better choices for 451...no offense, Joey...

Joey: Oh, none taken.

Scootcher: Who's from 451, anyway? *A tall, red haired kid with dead white skin and purple eyes, and a girl with red, gold and brown striped hair step out of the shadows.* Oh, GOOD! Kai, I'm glad she picked you!

Kai (the red haired guy): Why? Wha' am Ah doin' 'ere? Why is she 'ere, too?

Ozy: Shut up, Kai...she threatened to punch me if I didn't let her help...nice to see you, Kel...

Kel: Yeah, yeah, yeh goin' t'lay around all night? Get up, all ready!

Ozy: Though perhaps not that nice...ok...counsel of war time...Vash! Get out of the donuts! Those are for later!

To be continued....

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