Friday, March 12, 2004

Ozy: Ok, here's what you do...the rules of this game are basically 'capture the flag'.

Inu, Miroku, Shippo and Sango: Huh?

Reece: Ozy, that game hasn't been invented yet.

Ozy: Oh, right. Well then...the point of this game is to get inside Zodiac's camp and turn off her thing tht looks like this. *Points at a weird floating ball that suddenly appears* Or get the disc away from one of the other players. *Vash raises a hand*

Vash: Um...that could go against my personal beliefs if it, uh...

Ozy: Don't worry, it won't kill them...however, Zodi's team's playing the bad guys, so they can kill us, so you gotta be careful.

Reece: That's an understatement...what time is it, anyway?

Scootcher: We've got about half an hour til dawn...what do you want to do?

Ozy, Reece and Panzer: PARTY!!! *A cd player appears and starts playing "My Will". Panzer, Reece, Joey, Ozy and Shippo start dancing around...until there's a giant CRASH! and the music stops*

Goth *standing on top of a crushed cd player*: No.

Ozy: Spoilsport.

(Meanwhile, Zodiac is having difficulty with her players...)

Legato: When do we eat?

Zodiac: Not right now!

Legato: But I'm hungry...*Starts whining* I want food NOW!!!

Knives: Better give him something...he's horrible when he's hungry...

Zodiac: Whatever...the food's in the red tent.

Legato: YAY! *skips to the tent*

Knives *to himself* I did NOT just see that...

Zodiac: Anyone ELSE got a problem?

Kilkar: Arre we going to be paid for this?

Zodiac: What?

Kilkar: Arre we going to be paid for this? Death-lorrd Vorrax is a very busy man...you are destroying his schedule.

Zodiac: Schedule...?

Kilkar: Yes! He has to have everrything scheduled...he even had a manicurrist coming in today to worrk on his claws, and she hates to be kept waiting...*Pegasus interrupts*

Pegasus: Do we even have a contract? I know I didn't agree to do any of this...I'm going to go on stike! I want benifits!

Other villans: Yeah!

Zodiac:...

Legato *mouth full*: I want a raise!

Other villans: Yeah!

Knives: Yeah! Better yet, just off the spiders, and give their pay to me!

Other villans: Yea - uh, wait...NO!!!

Knives *starts muttering to himself*: Spiders...

Zodiac: What have I gotten myself into?

*Grunge and Gryr just look at each other.*

(meanwhile, the Hero's camp has degenerated into complete madness...Vash is running around with the entire box of donuts, with Ozy in fast pursuit...)

Ozy: Give those back!

Vash: No! They're mine!

Ozy: Vash, you have to SHARE!

Vash: NO!

Reece: OZY! Stop acting like a two year old!

Ozy: NO! GIVE ME THE DONUTS!!!

Reece: Wolfwood, make 'em stop!

*Wolfwood is teaching Sesshomaru how to play poker.*

Wolfwood: Stop them yourself. HA! Full straight, king high...beat THAT, Fluffy!

Sesshomaru *puts down four aces*: I belive that beats your hand...tabacco breath.

Wolfwood: You cheated!!

Sesshomaru: I did NOT!!!

Inu *to Joey*: So...monsters come out of these cards? *pokes at cards*

Joey: Yup...pretty cool, huh?

Inu: I guess...can they come out in real life?

Joey: Nah, I don't think...*Red Eyes Black Dragon springs out of cards*
REBD: ROAR!!!!!

Joey and Inu: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Ozy* runs by, still chasing Vash and the donuts*: Yeah, I forgot to tell you...your monsters are real now...handle with care and all that...heh heh heh...Vash, I mean it!! I NEED SUGAR!!!!!

Miroku: This is getting stranger all the time...

To be continued...
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