Monday, March 15, 2004

*Finally, it's dawn...Ozy and company are preparing for their attack...but Zodiac's still having problems...*

Zodiac: No, no, NO!

*Vorax, Maximillion Pegasus, Knives and Kilkar are ignoring her...they're marching around the camp with picket signs*

Kilkar: What do we want?

Other villains: MORE PAY!

Kilkar: When do we want it?

Other villians: NOW!

*They repeat this over and over, until Knives decides to do the calling...*

Knives: What do we want?

*...silence...*

Legato *still eating*: Um...less spiders?

Knives: Exactly! When do we want it? *...more silence...* C'mon, guys! *looks around...everybody except Legato and Zodiac have gone into hiding* Aw, you're all no fun...

(meanwhile...Ozy paces back and forth in front of her "troops"...Inu and Kai are busy glaring at each other, Reece is still staying as close to Sesshomaru as she can, Vash has won the donut wars, and is stuffing his face. Wolfwood is acting like he's listening, but is busy planing ways to win the $$50 back from Sesshomaru, while Dice and the rest of them actually pay attention...)

Ozy: This is an important day for you all! you get to aid in the protection of your respective universes, and keep me from being in Very Big Trouble!

Djenn: Here we go again...

Ozy: The rules are simple...you may use whatever you want on our enemies, but you MAY NOT kill them...that is SPECIFICALLY addressed to YOU three...*glares at Inu, Sesshomaru and Wolfwood...all three glare back...* I expect you all to be back here by...well...whenever, I guess...MOVE OUT!

*They split up into 3 groups...Ozy, Shippo, Vash, Inu, Panzer and Kai in the first group; Reece, Sango, Sesshomaru, Wolfwood, Goth and Joey in the next; Djenn, Kel, Mihoshi, Kagome,Schootcher, Dice and Miroku in the third...all three groups head into the woods...*

(meanwhile...)

Zodiac: CUT IT OUT!!!

(All motion in the camp stops...picket line, eating, everything...*

Zodiac: Thank you. It's dawn. Time for you guys to get to work!

Villians: *assorted grumbling*

Zodiac: Well? Don't just STAND there, GO!!!

*The camp clears...*

Zodiac: Finally...

(meanwhile...)

*Legato walks through the woods, STILL eating...*

Legato: I can't believe it...me, taking orders from a CAT...ergh. *Steps past a tree and find himself face to face with Reece*

Legato: AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Reece: Bishy!

Legato: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *turns and runs away, Reece chasing after him* AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

*the other members of Reece's team follow her*

Goth: Can't she behave just ONCE?!

Sango: She does this often?

Goth: Every universe...she's got a thing for long haired villians...*

Legato *in the distance* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HELP!

Reece: HAHAHA...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KNIVES!!!!!

Wolfwood: Uh-oh...

(Meanwhile...)

Vash: total slaughter...total slaughter...I won't leave a single man alive...

Inu: Would you stop it?! You can't sing.

Vash: Yes I can...

Panzer: Pick a different song?

Ozy: This is the song that never ends...

Kai: NOOOO!!!

Vorax: My sentiments exactly...*steps out with a bazooka...*

Everyone: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Vorax: Mwahahaha...eh? *Looks down...a black kitty is rubbing against his leg...* Aww...

"Black Kitty" (C'mon, you all know who it is...): Nyao!

Everyone: Awww...

Kitty: MRREOW!!!!!!! *suddenly has a bazooka of its own...*

Everyone: 0.0!!

(To be continued....)
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