Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Miroku *To Mehoshi*: So...you're from space?

Mehoshi: Yep!

Miroku: Do you go out with humans?

Mehoshi: Just 'cuz I'm from outer space doesn't mean I'm not human...

Miroku: Oh...will you bear my children?

Mehoshi:...

Miroku *Gets punched by Kagome* OW!!!

Kagome *fuming*: You stop it right now!!!

Djenn:*to Schootchers*: Why'd you have to bring him?

Scootchers: I just did...who's that? *Points ahead* Isn't that Pegasus?

Dice: Who? The foaming monster? Or the white haired guy...

Scootchers: Uh, yeah...RUN!!!!

(Meanwhile...)

*Sango, Goth Joey,Wolfwood and Sesshomaru run after Reece, who's busy freaking Legato out completely...Knives, it seems, finds this amusing...at least, his laughing his head off...*

Legato: *up at the top of a massive tree*: Go away! Why won't you leave me alone?!?

Reece: "Cuz you're a cute, blue haired psycho! I love blue haired bad guys!

Legato: You had the demon! Why'd you have to chase me?!?

Reece: I dunno...you have yellow eyes?

Legato: He does too!!! Master, help!

Knives: No, this is too funny!!!

Reece: I have a question for you...do you have a freaky metabolism?

Legato...?

Reece: 'cuz you're ALWAYS eating, and look at you! You're skinny!

Legato: GO AWAY!!!

Reece: NO, I have a 'nother question...why do you lick yourself?

Legato: Well...

Knives: Legato, no! Spoilers!

Legato: I'm not telling you.

Reece: I'll come up there if I have too...

Legato: NOOOO!!!

Reece: ^__^

Sesshomaru: Sometimes, I think she's crazier then the other one...

(Meanwhile...)

Kuroneko: MREOW!

Ozy: Heh heh...hello...

Kuroneko: Shut it...

Inu: Here we go again...

Ozy: Since when do you talk?

Kuroneko: Since I joined the RFSFC...

Ozy: Um...

Kuroneko: The Resistance for Small Furry Creaures...Death to the Oppressors!

Ozy: You've been talking to picaBob, haven't you...?

Kuroneko: Speak not of the High Leader, oppressor! *turns back to Vorax...* Big furry creature...on whose side are you?

Vorax: ^_^...yours, of course!

Ozy: Liar...

Kuroneko: Silence!

Shippo: Hey! I'm small and furry! These are my friends!

Kuroneko: But you travel with the spikey one...*everyone turns to look at Vash* The one who calls me the psycho cat... (A/N: See Steel Girl's Page for details...it's in her archives somewhere...)

Vash: Correction! I call you evil, stalker kitty, not psycho cat...

Inu: Sssh! Baka...

Vash:¬_¬

Kuroneko: All the same...OPRESSOR!!!

Vorax: Come, little kitty...I'm not your enemy...could you put the bazooka down?

*Kuronek drops bazooka, jumps onto Vorax's shoulder, purring...*

Ozy: Take this! *A green ball of light shoots out of her slingshot...both Vorax and Kuroneko dissapper*

Everyone: I thought we weren't supposed to kill anyone!

Ozy *repockets slingshot*: They're not dead...he orange ones do that...they just got sent home.

Kai: Drat.

(Meanwhile...)

Djenn: Did we lose it?

Miroku: I hope so! What was that?

Scootchers: Blue eyes, white dragon...

Kel: Yipee...another thing to run from.

Djenn: I thought you had cards...

Kel: ¬_¬! Yeah, but they're for Dragon...not monster cards...they just have suits and normal card things....

Dice: Don't lie...they blow up, too

Kel: Well, yeah, they do do that...

Scootchers: Gimme!

(Meanwhile...)

Reece: C'mon...I just wanna talk...come down!

Legato: NO! I"M NOT GETTING NEAR YOU!!!

Knives: Legato, what's wrong with you? Normally you could get rid of a stupid spider!

Legato: DON"T YOU THINK I'M TRYING?!?!

Reece: I'm telepathic. I'm blocked. Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

Legato: MOMMY!!!

To be continued...


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