Friday, March 19, 2004

*Meanwhile, Scootchers is setting down cards in a spiral pattern, while the others keep watch*

Kel: What are yeh doin' with my cards?

Scootcher: Making an inter-dimensional portal between this universe and Pegasus's. *everyone looks at each other*

Everyone: Um...

Kel: With my cards?

Scootchers: Yep.

(Meanwhile...)

Kai: You just had to send him back to MY universe, didn't you...

Ozy: Well, those are the rules...

Kai: Bother...

Shippo: So...that furry guy lost?

Ozy: Yeah...Vash, aren't you done eating those yet?

Vash: Nope. Yum...

Inu *to Panzer*: Does he ever stop? That's his tenth box!

Panzer: Yeah...he's gonna be on one MASSIVE sugar-high...

Kilkar: Uh, have you guys seen Deathlorrd Vorrax arround herre?

Shippo: Hi-YAH! *green ball flies out of his slingshot. Kilkar disappears*

Shippo *mildly stunned*: That was easy...

Inu: Yeah...that guy must've been a total loser...

Ozy: Or the computer got bored with him...

Vash *mouth full* What?

Ozy: Oh, nothing...

(Meanwhile...)

*Wolfwood looks at Knives...he's got a disc just like the ones Ozy gave them attached to the shoulder of his body suit...*

Wolfwood: I'll be right back...

Reece *still talking to Legato...*: You shouldn't be climbing trees, y'know...you could fall and hurt yourself,k and where would that leave me?

Legato: I'd be away from you, at least...

Reece: Exactly! And where's the fun in that?

*Knives is still distracted when Wolfwood sneaks up behind him and grabs the disc...*

Legato: Master, look behind-

*Wolfwood pulls disc off. Knives disappears.*

Legato: -you. *glares down at Reece* Now look what you did!

Reece: *grinning from ear to ear*: I know. Isn't it great?

(Meanwhile...)

Kel: And this is going to do what?

Scootchers: Act like a gate between his world and this one...

Djenn: That implies that he actually has to be in that circle-thing.

Scootchers: Uh-huh.

Dice: And that implies bait.

Scootchers: Yep.

*Everyone points at Miroku* : He can do it!

Miroku: Hey, what?!?

(Five minutes later...)

Miroku *Sulking*: I'll get them for this...Hey, Mr. Pegasus...where are you?

Pegasus: Destroy him, blue eyes!

Blue eyes: *Stomps tree* ROAR!!

Miroku: Yii! *Runs. Blue eyes white dragon follows, followed by Pegasus. They chase him all the way back to the card spiral, which is now covered with leaves. Miroku jumps over it, but the dragon steps right on the cards, and gets sucked into a vortex.*

Pegasus: Wha- *gets sucked in too*

Miroku: Ha ha ha. *Others come out from hiding.* You guys owe me for that!

(meanwhile...)

Ozy: Do you guys here anything?

Shippo: Like a buzzing noise?

Ozy: Yeah...

Shippo: What is it?

Ozy: I think it means the computers going to take over for a second...

Computer: Right you are! Ok, folks. I am finding it a bit tedious to keep track of all these characters, and I just realized most of them are not necessary. Fear me! Anyway, go home, those who are not needed!

*Kai dissappears*

Ozy: HEY! You can't get rid of my OCs!

Computer: Watch me!

*Over with Scootchers group, Dice, Kel and Mihoshi all disappear*

Kagome: Um...what just happened?

Computer: Nothing to worry about...

*In Sesshomaru's group, Joey disappears*

Myriad of fan-girls: HEY!!!

Computer: Look, the guy hadn't said a word in a while! Sorry.

*And on Zodiac's team, the guy from Tenchi and E.G. Mine both disappear.*

Computer: See? I bet you guys didn't even remember they were there...I kept Legat, though...He's funny.

Ozy: Are you done yet?

Computer: Quite. Carry on.

Ozy: Whatever. I should trade you in for a gameboy, you interfering hunk of circuits!

Computer: I'll cra~ash...

Ozy: Never mind.

(To be continued...)




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