Monday, March 22, 2004

Ozy: So, computer, any MORE characters you want to get rid of?

Computer: Nope. Carry on.

(Meanwhile...)

Legato: I surrender! I surrender! Just keep her away from me!

Sango: Wellllll...

Sesshomaru: Welllll...

Wolfwoood *crosses fingers*: SURE!

(Five minutes later, Legato's out of the tree, but has been handcuffed to Reece...)

Legato: But you PROMISED! *looks at Reece, and shudders* PLEASE! I'll be GOOD!

Wolfwood: So I fibbed. Sue me. But now you really will be good, won't you...

(Meanwhile...)

Kagome: Scootchers, what are we doing?

Scootchers: Ssh! We're spying.

Miroku: All I see are trees.

Djenn: They're right, y'know. Can't really see much.

Scootchers *sighs*: How about if you move, oh, three feet to the right?

*They all do...now they can see into Zodiac's camp. Both Grunge and Gryr are asleep, still tied to the tree. Zodiac's only free players left are picaBob and...Kuroneko?!?!*

Zodiac *into a walkie-talkie*: Knives? KNIVES!!!!

*Static*

Zodiac: I'm losing! I can't believe it!

Kuroneko: Belive it. I can't believe Ozy did that...firing on someone when he held me! I could've been hurt!

picaBob: Oh, shut up.

(Meanwhile...)

Ozy: Y'know, I think we're actually winning? This isn't as hard as I thought it'd be...

Inu: Good.

*Buzzing*

Ozy: Oh, great. The high and mighty computer returns...what is it now, oh great one?

Computer: Ha ha, very funny. Just thought you'd like to know that Kikyo and Naruko got bored. They went home.

Inu: They went home???

Computer: Yah. And Reece has captured Legato.

Vash: Captured???

Ozy: Oh, no...I am NOT taking him home with us!

Vash: captured?!?

Panzer: You know she's gonna talk you into it.

Ozy: No. I draw the line at kidnapping psychopaths.

Vash: Oh, please take him with you!!! PLEASE!

Ozy: NO! I will not assist her in her bishy fixation! She needs help!

Inu: She's not the only one...

Ozy: What was that?

Inu: Nothing...

Shippo: What's the deal with her anyway?

Ozy: She finds bad guys cute.

Shippo: That is a problem, isn't it...

Ozy: Yup.

Vash: I'll give you half the doughnuts if you keep him out of our universe!

Ozy: Sorry, Vash...it'd mess up the timeline perminantly.

Vash *starts crying*

Inu: Would you stop that?!?

*Wolfwood, Sesshomaru, Sango, Goth, Reece and the reluctant Legato join them.*

Goth: Oz, I think this guy's the last of Zodi's troops.

Reece: Can he come home with us?

Ozy: NO!!!

Reece: Please? 9.9 *puppy-dog eyes*

Ozy: NO NO NO!!!!!!

Scootchers: Could you possibly make a little more noise? I don't think they heard you in the next hemisphere.

Everyone: AAAAAAAHH!

Scootchers: That's more like it. *Whole group comes out of the trees.* Oh, hi Bluesummers....is he you guys's last?

Wolfwood: Yeah.

Scootchers: Good. Zodi's only got picaBob and that black cat left then.

Ozy: What are we waiting for, then?

To be continued...
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