Thursday, March 25, 2004

Back at the tree house, Grunge, Goth, Panzer, Djenn, Reece and Scootchers are all watching Tenchi in Tokyo while Ozy is in the kitchen making cookies.

Reece: Hey...

Goth: What?

Reece: Weren't we just...we were just...but...I...OZY!!!! *Storms into kitchen, where Ozy is adding chocolate chips to her cookie dough* Ozy, what did you do?!?

Ozy *calmly adding more sugar*: I don't know what you're talking about.

Reece: Yes you do..we were just in Inuyasha's universe, fighting Zodiac!

Ozy *starts adding peppermint to the cookies*: We were?

Reece *fuming by now* YES!! I had Legato handcuffed to me!

Ozy: What have we told you about keeping your daydreams under control? *starts dumping gummybears into the cookie dough.* Now, stop talking nonsense. We've been here all afternoon. *dumps entire bowl of dough onto a tray, shoves it into oven.*

Reece: No! We were there! We - Wolfwood was teaching Sesshy how to play poker! Uh, you spent five hours trying to get a box of doughnuts away from Vash!

Ozy: Did I? *sits down in front of oven.* I don't remember that...

Reece: Ozy, this isn't funny...How did you stop Zodiac? When did we get back?

Ozy: *grins* Did we ever really leave?

Reece: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs out of the room shrieking. Ozy waits for a moment, then sighs in relief*

Ozy: I love messing with her head....It's safe now, Vash...you can come out...

*A cupboard opens and Vash steps out. He's wearing a white apron over his red coat.*

Vash: She's gone?

Ozy: For the moment.

Vash: Whew! For a second there, I thought she'd find me...

Ozy: *shoves a mop into his hand* Back to work...you owe me a hundred dollars for all those doughnuts...

Vash: Aww...

Reece: WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO ME???

In the end, universes have been changed...Wolfwood is $$200 poorer, and has learned a lesson about playing poker. Sesshomaru is $$200 richer, and running out of opponents who will actually play him. Legato spends the next five days under his bed, trying to get the handcuff off his wrist. Koruneko and picaBob are still forming a rebellion, and Zodiac is plotting her next attack. But what really happened to put things back to semi-normal? The world may never know.

The End (for now...)

Author's note: I tried to think of a way to ends this, and then I thought "Hey, this is Ozy! Conventionalism (is that a word?) is non-existant. And so we have it...the non-ending. Cheers!


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