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• I possess the magical ability to make the general public believe I am a normal adult and not an anime otaku.
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• I can quote random lines from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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Saturday, October 30, 2004
For Sale: Cardboard Box Home!
Oh, it's so roomy!
I was in a pretty "white trashy" kind of mood. I think it comes from watching the show Cops all day. Why was I watching Cops all day. Well, it makes me feel better about my own life. Really. If you ever feel like your life is bad, just watch an episode or two of Cops and you will realize how good you got it. ::watches tv as drunk, dirty, overly-hairy man is wrestled to the ground as the "beeps" sound out every time he cusses:: Ah yes, trashy drunk white guys who think they can lie to cops are the best*! (*best example of what not to do!)
I think we need a bishie break!
Homeless and beat up...just how I like my bishies.
Ok, maybe not. But don't you just want to take them into your house and nurse 'em back to health? ^_^
Now, I have very high expectations from you guys today with my question. I expect only the highest quality of white trash answers from all of you! As you can see by my test score below I am not as white trash as I was hoping I could be, thus, I need your help.
I AM 32% WHITE TRASH!  The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. |
Let me set up the scene. I am in need to decorate and furnish my "new" 1969 single wide trailer with beautiful orange shag carpet. I moved into the place after the meth lab that was here got busted. I got my rusted out Trans-Am out front next to my 3 washers, 2 dryers and what remains of a fridge. The dozens of feral cats and a few mange ridden dogs lounge around the weeds and empty malt liquor bottles. I have invited you over to my trailer park for a "trailer warming" party. I am wearing my best muu-muu and have my hair in those pink foam curlers. I have 5 year old hard candy covered in dust for you to snack on when you get here.
My question to you is: What "As Seen On TV" item would you order for me?
I think I am going to have to get myself those space saver bags. You know, the ones you cram all your junk into and suck the air out with a vacuum. I can store all my muu-muus in there without worry of water damage or spiders! Which you know will be a major problem in my swanky trailer. "Think smart, think safe, think space saver!"
Hurry, operators are standing by!
Well kids, I hope you are all having a wonderful weekend and if you are going out on Halloween be safe. I love you all and want to make sure you all are back here. Take care and I am off to try to get to all the sites I have missed earlier.
::huggles::
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